NOT a blond joke

NOT a blond joke

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    Smile NOT a blond joke

    What is the difference between a brunet and a trash can?
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    One of them gets taken out once a week
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    Oh boy - the ladies are gonna kill you!!

    Shucks - that's funny
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    I guess the title is true. No blonde joke in there. It's still funny.
    eschew obfuscation

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    So how often do you take the trash out?

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    A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat."
    The man groaned but didn't budge. The usher became impatient.
    "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager."
    Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager.

    In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over the man.
    Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with no success.

    Finally, they summoned the police.
    The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy, what's your name?"

    "Sam," the man moaned.

    "Where ya from, Sam?"

    With pain in his voice Sam replied "The Balcony."




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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    Now that was funny!!!

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    logical progressions

    From the book (and film) Jurassic Park:
    God creates dinosaurs.
    God destroys dinosaurs.
    God creates man.
    Man destroys god.
    Man creates dinosaurs.
    Dinosaurs eat man ... woman inherits the Earth.

    From planet Earth:
    God creates man, criminals, politicians.
    Man creates firearms.
    Politicians eat man.
    Criminals eat politicians.
    Cockroaches inherit the Earth.

    From some idyllic island:
    God creates man, criminals, politicians.
    Man creates firearms.
    Man eats criminals.
    Politicians fete man.
    Man lives in peace with man.
    Cockroaches stay in the background (with the politicians).
    Your best weapon is your brain. Don't leave home without it.
    Thoughts: Justifiable self defense (A.O.J.).
    Explain: How does disarming victims reduce the number of victims?
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    My brunette wife gets out anytime she wants to go, she just told me so..... LOL
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    What's brown, black, & blue and can be found in a ditch?








    A brunette who told *one* too many blonde jokes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Invisible View Post
    What's brown, black, & blue and can be found in a ditch?








    A brunette who told *one* too many blonde jokes!
    Now that's what I'm talking about, NOT blond jokes. Any redhead jokes out there?
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    Q: How do you get a redhead's mood to change?
    A: Wait 10 seconds

    Q: What do you call a Redhead with an attitude?
    A: Normal

    Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
    A: A redhead!

    Q: How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
    A: Say something

    Q: If you love a Redhead, set her free ...
    A: If she follows you everywhere you go, pitches a tent in your front lawn and puts your new girlfriend in the hospital, she's yours.

    Q: How do you know a guy at the beach has a redhead for a girlfriend?
    A: She has scratched "stay off MY TURF!" on his back with her nails.

    Q: How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you?
    A: She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl

    Q: How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?
    A: There's a hammer embedded in the monitor

    Q: How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?
    A: She unties you.

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