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    Just for laughs

    Another e-mail joke,

    A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on a night light, turned on the phone answering machine, covered their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave their house.

    The cat they had put out into the yard scoots back into the house. They don't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit.

    Waiting in the cab, the wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will be empty for the night. She explai ns to the driver that her husband will be out soon. 'He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother.'

    A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab.'Sorry I took so long', he says as they drive away. 'Stupid b**** was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off so I grabbed her by the neck. Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat butt downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!'

    The cabdriver hit a parked car...
    "fundamental principle of American law that a government and its agents are under no general duty to provide public services, such as police protection, to any individual citizen." [Warren v. District of Columbia,(D.C. Ct. of Ap., 1981)]
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    That's great!!!!
    We will be much better off when we learn to deal with things as they really are, instead of how we wish them to be!

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    haha thats funny.. good laugh

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