Important - What Vehicle Do You Drive ?

Important - What Vehicle Do You Drive ?

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    Talking Important - What Vehicle Do You Drive ?

    ACURA
    Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
    Asia's Curse Upon Rural America

    AMC
    All Makes Combined
    A Major Cost
    A Mutated Car
    A Morons Car
    Another Major Catastrophe

    AUDI
    Awfully Unsafe Designs Implemented
    Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
    Automobile Under Demonic Influence
    Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
    Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
    Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.

    BMW
    Big Money Works
    Bought My Wife
    Brutal Money Waster
    Break My Window
    Break My Windshield
    Babbling Mechanical Wench
    Beastly Monstrous Wonder
    Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
    Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
    Barely Moving Wreck
    Big Money Waste
    Big Money. Why?
    Big Money Works
    Born Moderately Wealthy
    Breaks Most Wrenches
    Bring More Wrenches
    Brings Me Women
    Brings More Women
    Broken Money Waster
    Broke My Wallet
    Broken Monstrous Wonder
    Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
    Blasphemous Motorized Wreck

    BUICK
    Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
    Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King

    CHEVROLET
    Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
    Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
    Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
    Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques

    DODGE
    Drips Oil & Drops Grease Everywhere
    Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
    Dead Old Dog Going East
    Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
    Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
    Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
    Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
    Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
    Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive

    EDSEL
    Every Day Something Else Leaks

    FIAT
    Failed Italian Automotive Technology
    Fix It Again, Tony!
    Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation

    FORD
    Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
    Fix Or Repair Daily
    Found On Road Dead
    Fast Only Rolling Downhill
    First On Race Day
    First On Recall Day
    Fabricated Of Refried Dung
    Fails On Rainy Days
    Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
    Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
    Fault Of R&D
    Finally Obsolete Racing Device
    Fireball On Rear Denting
    First On Road to Dump
    First On Rust and Deterioration
    Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
    Flipping Over Results in Death
    Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
    Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
    Foot On Road Decelerates
    Forced On Reluctant Drivers
    Formed Of Rejected DNA
    Forwarded Once; Return Denied
    Forward Only; Reverse Defective
    Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
    Fork Over Repair Dough
    Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
    Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
    Free Or Reduced Drastically
    Frequent Opinion Really Disappointed
    Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
    Funny Old Rattling Dump
    (backwards) Driver Returns On Foot

    GEO
    Good Engineering Overlooked

    GM
    General Maintenance
    Great Mistake
    Garbage Motors
    Generally Miserable
    Grossly Misconceived
    Gluteus Maximus

    GMC
    Garage Man's Companion
    Gotta Mechanic Coming?
    Generally Mediocre Cars
    Get More Chicks
    Gets Mechanics Crazy
    Gods Mechanical Curse
    Got More Crap
    Great Mountain Climber
    Great Motor Car

    GTO
    Gas, Tires, Oil

    HONDA
    Had One Never Did Again
    Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
    Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
    Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
    HYUNDAI Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

    JEEP
    Just Eats Every Part
    Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
    Just Empty Every Pocket

    MAZDA
    Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

    MG
    Money Guzzler

    MGB
    Might Go Backwards

    MGF
    Might Go Forward

    MIATA
    My Intention Always To Accelerate

    MOPAR
    Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
    Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
    Most Often Passed At Races
    Mostly Old Parts And Rust
    Move Over People Are Racing
    Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
    My Old Pig Ain't Running
    My Only Problems Are Repairs

    MUSTANG
    Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good

    OLDSMOBILE
    Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
    old ladies driving slowly making other behind insanely late everyday

    PINTO
    Put In Nickel To Operate
    Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook

    PLYMOUTH
    Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood

    PORSCHE
    Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

    SAAB
    Send Another Automobile Back
    Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
    Sad Attempt At Beauty
    Sorry Auto, Always Broken
    Shape Appears Ass-Backwards

    SUBARU
    Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually

    TOYOTA
    Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
    Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
    The One You Ought To Avoid

    TRIUMPH
    This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
    Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!

    VOLVO
    Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

    VW
    Virtually Worthless


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    Jaguar
    Just always give up and repair

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    Years ago we had a PLYMOUTH UN-Reliant

    Pray Loudly You Moron Or Uncanny Things Happen

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    HAHAHA, my main ride wasn't there, I haven't found an acronym for a MINI yet.

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    Isuzu

    It's So Unfair: Zero Unhappines!

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    got mine right:
    Dodge:
    Dead On Day Guarantee Expires

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    I always heard that GMC stood for "Gay Man's Chevy"

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    It's always good to know how your vehicle measures up! LOL!

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    Great bunch of acronyms - Schwebel mentioned the Mini - can't think of a good one for that yet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Glock 'em down View Post
    I always heard that GMC stood for "Gay Man's Chevy"
    GMC

    I heard it was

    GIANT MOUNTAIN of CRAP


    No complaints with my Toyotas..

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    Ford F-250 POWERSTROKE love that diesel!

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    Mini;

    Most Inferior Noisy Invention

    Miserable Idea Now Intact
    We will be much better off when we learn to deal with things as they really are, instead of how we wish them to be!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schwebel View Post
    HAHAHA, my main ride wasn't there, I haven't found an acronym for a MINI yet.
    Isn't the MINI a BMW product?
    Who left the Mercedes-Benz off the list?
    I drive an Acura. Funny list, but I don't want to jinx MY ride!!
    It's not about the caliber you carry, it's about how you USE it.

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    Those are good. I'll have to send them to my brother, a mechanic. Nissan/Datsun is conspicuously missing.
    eschew obfuscation

    The only thing that stops bad guys with guns is good guys with guns. SgtD

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    I heard one for Nissan a long time ago. Can't remember it now. GO NISSAN (see avatar)

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