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    Public Service Announcement, e-mail joke

    Water Vs Wine

    It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter
    of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed
    more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria
    found in feces.

    In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poo.

    However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or
    rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to
    go through a purification process of boiling, filtering
    and/or fermenting.

    WATER = Poo WINE = HEALTH

    Ergo: It is better to drink wine and talk stupid than to
    drink water and be full of crap.

    There is no need to thank me for this valuable
    information; I am doing it as a public service.
    We'll that sounds like science has come around to my way of thinking. It's about time something Iv'e been doing turns out to be right.
    "fundamental principle of American law that a government and its agents are under no general duty to provide public services, such as police protection, to any individual citizen." [Warren v. District of Columbia,(D.C. Ct. of Ap., 1981)]
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    LOL!!!

    Now I like that one.

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    It is a new and polite version of the old W.C. Fields quote:
    "Don't drink water, Fish (have sex) in it."
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
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    I like watching the History Channel, etc and one of them has a show on spirits (booze) on occassion. They stated that back in the day, before water was routinely pure, people didn't drink much water straight but drank beer, rum, etc because you didn't get sick drinking it. Which really explains a good bit about our history.
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    All my water goes through a Brita system. haha

    Having worked at a pool over one summer, I will not get into public or private pools for similar reasons. Only pools at someone's home.
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    haha, good one!

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    Sounds logical to me. Now I just have to convince the wife of it.
    eschew obfuscation

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    off to act like a wacko........
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    My friend James, or as I know him Jack Daniel, agrees whole heartedly.

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    So, the drink in front of me has ice in it, is that ice polluting the whiskey or is the whiskey sterilizing the ice?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0.02 View Post
    So, the drink in front of me has ice in it, is that ice polluting the whiskey or is the whiskey sterilizing the ice?
    In nature, animals prey on the slow and the weak of the herd, thus making the herd stronger and faster as a unit.

    Alcohol kills brain cells and it only stands to reason that it would attack the weak and the slow brain cells, thus making you smarter and thinking faster.

    My advise, drink your wiskey strait untill your smart enough to answer your question.
    Last edited by stoneypete; March 29th, 2007 at 07:48 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stoneypete View Post
    In nature, animals prey on the slow and the weak of the herd, thus making the herd stronger and faster as a unit.

    Alcohol kills brain cells and it only stands to reason that it would attack the weak and the slow brain cells, thus making you smarter and thinking faster.
    Hard to argue with good sound logic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 4my son View Post
    Hard to argue with good sound logic.
    I got it from the show Cheers. It was one of Cliffs stories to Norm and the rest of the bar flies. You all know that he knew all about everything.
    'The assailant chooses the time, location and method of attack.

    Since they are unlikely to let you know ahead of time when, where and how violent they're going to be, you should always be prepared.' - matiki

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