This is a discussion on My original joke that I just made up.. like it, hate it? lol within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Ok, I just thought of this joke by myself.. I have NEVER heard anyone else say it, or even anything remotely close to it. It ...
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Ok, I just thought of this joke by myself.. I have NEVER heard anyone else say it, or even anything remotely close to it. It is MY JOKE! lol.. don't steal it from me, but use it often!
Why is Paul Helmke (brady campaign guy) so dangerous when driving a vehicle?
Because he's asheep at the wheel.
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Where is that Frankenstein <groan> smiley when you need it...
:P
Liberty is an inherently offensive lifestyle. Living in a free society guarantees that each one of us will see our most cherished principles and beliefs questioned and in some cases mocked. It's worth it.
Don't quit your day job to go into comedy full time.
No...really it was funny...I'm serious...it was.
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Is it bad that I thought that was funny?
fortiter in re, suaviter in modo (resolutely in action, gently in manner).
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It's clever
I thought there was supposed to be a JOKE in this thread??
It must be a slooow day in the forum!
+1 for the creativity & the guts to post it.
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i tend to say cheesy things sometimes.. and do cheesy things.. just part of my personality.
such as have a butter knife, put some butter or peanut butter on it.. maybe even mayonaise.. ask my gf or my brother.. what's on your face? they're clueless.. they say huh? and I swipe it onto their cheak. hah.
The PAIN, the PAAAAIN...
eschew obfuscation
The only thing that stops bad guys with guns is good guys with guns. SgtD
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Not bad. Not everyone will get it....the Sheep won't get it as they are not even aware that they are sheep.
But I thought it was clever.
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I could tell you some good jokes - but they are all too dirty!
Clever and humorous. But now you know why puns are called the lowest form of humor.
George
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
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This thread is useless without a poll.
No really.
two-thirds of a pun...PU...
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Not bad for a first time. I've heard a lot worse. At least your heart was in the right place.
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