My original joke that I just made up.. like it, hate it? lol

My original joke that I just made up.. like it, hate it? lol

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    My original joke that I just made up.. like it, hate it? lol

    Ok, I just thought of this joke by myself.. I have NEVER heard anyone else say it, or even anything remotely close to it. It is MY JOKE! lol.. don't steal it from me, but use it often!


    Why is Paul Helmke (brady campaign guy) so dangerous when driving a vehicle?


    Because he's asheep at the wheel.




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    Where is that Frankenstein <groan> smiley when you need it...

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    Don't quit your day job to go into comedy full time.


    No...really it was funny...I'm serious...it was.

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    Is it bad that I thought that was funny?
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    It's clever

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    I thought there was supposed to be a JOKE in this thread??

    It must be a slooow day in the forum!

    +1 for the creativity & the guts to post it.
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    i tend to say cheesy things sometimes.. and do cheesy things.. just part of my personality.

    such as have a butter knife, put some butter or peanut butter on it.. maybe even mayonaise.. ask my gf or my brother.. what's on your face? they're clueless.. they say huh? and I swipe it onto their cheak. hah.

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    The PAIN, the PAAAAIN...
    eschew obfuscation

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    Not bad. Not everyone will get it....the Sheep won't get it as they are not even aware that they are sheep.

    But I thought it was clever.
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    I could tell you some good jokes - but they are all too dirty!

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    This thread is useless without a poll.

    No really.

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    It's Like...

    two-thirds of a pun...PU......I'll give it a "6"...

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    Not bad for a first time. I've heard a lot worse. At least your heart was in the right place.

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