Worst Movie ever
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April 1st, 2007 02:01 AM
Eragon. I got about halfway through the book when the movie came out, and was excited, the book is a great read. Then I watched the movie and the movie is so bad that I can't even pick up the book now.
April 1st, 2007 02:54 AM
'Once Upon a Time in America' with Robert DeNiro and James Woods was 229 minutes of boredom. I can't believe I watched the whole thing.
On my last trip to Blockbuster, I ended up renting 'Shadowboxer' and 'The Night Listener'... Disgusting horrible dreck. Bilge water!
'Death to Smoochy', 'Syriana', 'Solaris', 'I Heart Huckabees', 'Dirty Pretty Things', 'Hide and Seek' -- not my kind of movies.
'The Sea of Grass' with Spencer Tracy and Katherine Hepburn. 'Bad Day at Black Rock'.
"The Mexican' with Brad Pitt and Julia Roberts. They are not believable as a couple.
'The Pianist' with Adrien Brody.
'Me, Myself, and Irene'.
'Blade Runner', 'Dune', 'Close Encounters of the Third Kind', 'The Deer Hunter'.
'The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift'
April 1st, 2007 04:20 AM
you stole mine!
Originally Posted by Smooth23
Ahh You stole mine.
Just saw Eragon last week and was very disappointed. What a piece.
Hope someone got fired for letting that one squeek out of the movie industries ass.
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April 1st, 2007 07:17 AM
I race cars. Hands down worst movie series ever made - Fast & the Furious. I walked out of the theater during the first one. Watched half the second one on TV one afternoon. I think I'd rather be wed to Nancy Pelosi than see the 3rd one. If those turds were real and spent the money properly, they'd be three times faster and probably not be ****ing dumb enough to think that drifting through corners makes you faster. !$%!$%!#%$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Other crappy ones... Weekend at Bernies 2. SLC Punk (shut it off 10 minutes in). Napolean Dynamite - I think that may have been the worst movie I've ever seen all of. I dunno... I've gotten some really rotten junk off of Netflix.
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April 1st, 2007 08:14 AM
As for worst movie try John Wayne in "The Conquerer" about Ghengis Kahn. Painful to watch and it was filmed downwind from the nuclear test sites in the desert. Many of the cast and crew later died of cancer including the Duke. Some blame that location as much of the dust they were working in was contaminated. It was so horrible that Howard Hughes (producer and I think director) wouldn't even release it, only released after his death.
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Stick it out to the second half of the clip and you'll see why offshore sailors find roller coasters a yawn and roll their eyes at video games, reality is so much better!
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April 1st, 2007 09:58 AM
+20 on any of the Fast and the Furious movies. I too race, autoX and drag, have always raced imports. That movie made me wanna sell my Honda race car and hide in a hole for 5 years. It tainted the Japanese racing scene with ricers, who think their ebay intakes, 8 inch muffler tips, and stupid graphics make them a race car driver. I love watching them run 16-17 second quarter miles at the track on test and tune night with their pep-boyed out rice wagons. Then lining up my stock looking hatch and riping off a low 12. I wanna sue the weiners that made those movies for creating a generation of retards.
April 1st, 2007 09:33 PM
Two of my favorites actually.
Originally Posted by glock21guy
April 1st, 2007 11:31 PM
Nobody has said Alexander yet. I have not seen it, don't plan to either. Heard it was HORRIBLE.
A couple that were mentioned that I think are good films are Pulp Fiction (Modern Classic!) and The Thin Red Line.
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April 2nd, 2007 04:18 AM
"Toys" with Robin Williams.
It was so bad that my normally "don't make waves" wife demanded our money back from the manager. And she got it.
April 2nd, 2007 04:30 AM
I could watch Pulp Fiction every day, then follow that with Reservoir Dogs.
Originally Posted by glock21guy
As for the worst, An Inconvenient Truth.
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April 2nd, 2007 04:48 AM
The Departed and Borat.
Yes im serious!
April 2nd, 2007 08:21 AM
I agree with some but some of the movies listed I liked. Worst of all time for me? "My Private Idaho" with Keanu Reeves. The wife rented it. Out of all the stinkers she ever picked, that one was the worst.
April 2nd, 2007 10:15 AM
The first time I saw TRL, I absolutely hated it. It was billed as a war movie with a freaking stellar cast. It was also in the Pacific Island Campaigns so for a moment I thought it was a Marine movie.
Originally Posted by Doc Holliday
Well, it was a total letdown on every point there. The second time I saw it, it was a lot better because there were no expectations. I think it's an okay movie in it's own right, but it was sure advertised badly.
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April 2nd, 2007 10:45 AM
Originally Posted by Doc Holliday
I probably didn't mention it because I'm trying to forget that I ever even let my eyes THINK about watching one single frame of that movie..
OH THE HORROR!
Now I'm having flash backs of torture.
Who knew that torture could consist of sitting on your couch with your husband, a bucket of pop-corn and a movie, but let me tell you, it CAN.
April 2nd, 2007 11:05 AM
+2! And a healthy dose of Kill Bill thrown in for good measure. :)
Originally Posted by devilmutt
Worst movie ever? Ummm... I have to agree on Borat. Couple of funny parts but over all what a waste.
My Private Idaho was weird but not terrible. The real stinker movie, I thought, from Keano was A Walk In The Clouds. God, it was horrible.
Ocean's Eleven was fun - Ocean's Twelve was not.
The recent King Kong with Jack Black sucked.
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