This is a discussion on HR 1099 Federal Ammo Limits per person approved within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; April's Fools!...
You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
Ego will kill you. Leave it at home.
You had me going, man. I checked it out as soon as I saw the title to your post when I clicked on "new posts".
April Fool indeed!
"...bad decisions that turn out well often make heroes."
Gary D. Mitchell, A Sniper's Journey: The Truth About the Man and the Rifle, P. 103, NAL Caliber books, 2006, 1st Ed.
Me three!!!!!! Paybacks are miserable!!!!!!!
We will be much better off when we learn to deal with things as they really are, instead of how we wish them to be!
Got me too, but then again we have many fools in Congress which makes this entirely possible.
“The highest obligation and privilege of citizenship is that of bearing arms”. General George Patton—US Army
Vis et Veneratio
"So this is how democracy dies: to thunderous applause." Actress Natalie Portman as Padme in Star Wars Revenge of the Sith
It takes a college degree to break'em;
and a high school education to fix'em!
I just was highly aggitated. Then immediately went to highly relieved. Then immediately found it funny. Talk about mixed emotion all at once.
"There is no such thing as too much ammo. Unless you're swimming!"
dont give the yahoos in Congress any ideas....
I would rather stand against the cannons of the wicked than against the prayers of the righteous.
AR. CHL Instr. 07/02 FFL
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Ok, good one- you got me. Great April Fool's gag.
don't do that to me! you about gave me a heart attack!
and wondered what the H$!! I had missed...
You had me going...
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Does it still count if I didn't read it till the 2nd.
Either way, you got me.
"fundamental principle of American law that a government and its agents are under no general duty to provide public services, such as police protection, to any individual citizen." [Warren v. District of Columbia,(D.C. Ct. of Ap., 1981)]
If I have to explain it, you wouldn't understand
That was wrong!
...He suggested that "every American citizen" should own a rifle and train with it on firing ranges "at every courthouse." -Chesty Puller
I thought, "Good Grief! Now what???"
Ya got me!
It's not about the caliber you carry, it's about how you USE it.
1988 DIE HARD 2008