Little Suzie - an oldie but a goody

[PapaScout]

So Bob looks out his window and sees the little neighbor girl Suzie digging a hole in her back yard.

He calls out the window "Whatcha doing Suzie?"

Suzie looks up from her digging and says "Burying my pet hamster."

Bob, reflects on the pets he's had as a child and the ceremonies that he would perform when a beloved pet died, smiles a sad sort of smile, and says "That's an awfully big hole, Suzie. Surely your hamster wasn't _that_ big!"

Suzie drops the shovel, walks up to the fence and quietly says "That's because he's inside your cat."

[DefensiveCarry.com]

[Knight]

That put a smile on my face. Thanks for the uplift

[Sheldon J]

I'll remember that one next time the neighbors dog kills one of my cats, just dig a bigger hole.