the 1,002nd use of Duct Tape

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    the 1,002nd use of Duct Tape



    "Daddy is recovering from the injuries inflicted by Mommy. Doctor's say Daddy won't have much of a speech impediment and might walk again in a couple of years but if I want a little brother or sister they may have to adopt. On the legal front, the DA after watching the evidende, refused to press charges against Mommy."
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    It looks like that could have been fun for the baby. Not did it feel like a big kid, it also got front row seats to a UFC fight.

    I feel sorry for the duck. The duct tape must be restricting his airways.
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    OK, you guys are laughing but, how many thought at least for a second that the idea wasn't that bad?
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
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    How funny! The expression on the kiddo, and his hair, says it all.
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    some guys taped me to a blackboard in high school.... I was spitting mad after I got loose.

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    When I was about 16 or so I went to a Speech and Drama camp. We were split up into very competitive teams and everything counted including everyone being on time.

    Our team was in close competition with another and every tiny thing counted.

    One of our team members was late and I came up with idea of duck taping him to the floor when he finally showed up.

    I have a picture somewhere of this poor kid completely covered in duck tape being held down by six angry team members...

    Duck tape is fabulous!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miggy View Post
    OK, you guys are laughing but, how many thought at least for a second that the idea wasn't that bad?


    Umm, that would be me.
    eschew obfuscation

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    No one uses duct tape on babies any more....... Velcro is the way to go!
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    Duct Tape... Babysitter on a roll!

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    Definitely Funny...

    clever, not a bad idea, kid seems to like it, the duck adds the finishing touch...

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