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    Did you hear about the cannibal who dumped his girlfriend in the forest? hahahahahahaha!

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    LOL, that got a chuckle outta me...
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    Huh?

    I'm not a blonde, but I don't get it. I guess there's too many big words in that joke.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 40FIVER View Post
    Huh?

    I'm not a blonde, but I don't get it. I guess there's too many big words in that joke.
    Here's a hint..'does a bear s*** in the woods?'
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    LOL...
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    Did You Hear About?

    The two canibals who were eating a clown?

    One turned to the other and said, "This tastes funny!"

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    funny!
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    One cannibal says to the other, "I hate my mother in law." The other says, "So eat the noodles."

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    Too funny.
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    A Frenchman, an Englishman and an American were captured by cannibals. The chief comes to them and says, "The bad news is that now we've caught you and we're going to kill you. We will put you in a pot, cook you, eat you and then we're going to use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you can choose how to die."

    The Frenchman says, "I take ze sword." The chief gives him a sword, the Frenchman says, "Vive la France!" and runs himself through.

    The Englishman says, "a pistol for me please." The chief gives him a pistol, the Englishman points it at his head and says, "God save the queen!" and blows his brains out.

    The American says, "Gimme a fork!" The chief is puzzled, but he shrugs and gives him a fork. The American takes the fork and starts jabbing himself all over--the stomach, the sides, the chest, everywhere. There is blood gushing out all over, it's horrible. The chief is appalled and asks, "My God, what are you doing?"

    And the American responds, "So much for your canoe you stupid cannibal!

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    hehehhahahaaa...

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    Did you also hear about...

    Did you also hear about the cannibal who passed a missionary in the forest?
    ok, ok, I'll stop
    aznav
    Last edited by aznav; April 11th, 2007 at 03:28 PM.

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    Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
    They're very bitter.

    Why do cannibals prefer eating readers to writers?
    Because writers cramp but readers digest

    The first cannibal asked the 2nd cannibal, "Aren't you done eating yet?" The 2nd cannibal replied, "I'm on my last leg now."

    What did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner?
    The cold shoulder.

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    What did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner?
    The cold shoulder.



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