Who's knocking on my door?

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    Who's knocking on my door?

    Knock, Knock, Knock,

    Hello?

    Hi, (hands me a package). Just sign here.

    Must want my Autograph. Who do you want me to make it out to?

    Just your name is fine sir. ( I sign it) Have a nice day!

    Now what the heck is this package? Package

    hmmmmmmmmm,,, I still don't know what it is with all the bubble wrap around it. bubble wrap.

    Well this looks interesting! Yuck, and it's covered in goo! goo.


    Well whadda know! I've been wanting one of these. I'm going to clean it up right now and make it pretty!!! Ready for a cleaning.


    (Several hours later) There all nice and clean. I do hope it quits raining with all the lightning tomorrow so we can go and play!!! All cleaned up.

    I'm really going to like this and I didn't have to pay a dime for it and, heeeey wait a minute. Someone used my credit card and name!!! I wouldn't have just went and bought this for myself now would I?

    You Betcha!!!

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    OK funny one.,... full description please!
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
    Randy Cain.

    Ego will kill you. Leave it at home.
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    Nice Purchase...

    Excellent delivery...

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    Whoever used your credit card and name must have a C&R License...

    Good score!...
    "I surrounded 'em"- Alvin York

    "They're ain't many troubles that a man can't fix with seven hundred dollars and a thirty ought six"- Jeff Cooper

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    LOL.

    I thought everyone would like that entrance.

    It's a M44 Mosin Nagant with all matching numbers with a date of 1944. I didn't have to do anything with the stock at all. Hardly any dents or dings on it at all.

    And I thought all of the bayonets were dull ! I didn't think that the end of it was sharp. I mean really sharp. Just ask Mr. box when I sat the rifle on end to check out the butt plate. LOL.

    I've got the M38 but it needed a friend.

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    Lol , I get the same UPS guy every time and he's starting too look at me funny after delivering so many long boxes that require a signature as well as all those 25-50 lb boxes that I have to sign for I so love having a C&R

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    Just don't say "Allah be praised. My rifle is here" next time or the FBI may want to drop by, have coffee and want to see your collection, IDs, DNA, etc
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
    Randy Cain.

    Ego will kill you. Leave it at home.
    Signed: Me!

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    Sigh, All my UPS guy delivers is stuff from Crate and Barrel... wooohoo!

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    And they come pretty early in the morning to I've heard.

    They will be out of luck if they wanted coffee. I quit drinking coffee a while back. lol.


    I had to look up Crate and Barrel, I thought that's the way you were buying them. By the Barrel full.

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    As much as I love pistols.. Nothing quite gets the gun nut in me going like a WWII era rifle.

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