Thought everyone could use a laugh.
The following was the winning entry from an annual
contest calling for the most appropriate definition of
a contemporary term. This year's term:
'Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly
promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which
holds forth the proposition that it is entirely
possible to pick up a turd by the clean end!'