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    I heard somebody talking about this but I thought it was some sort of infantile joke. I guess it was not.

    I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required.
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    She can't be serious.

    If she can make a go of it with 1 square go ahead, but leave me out of any hair-brained ideas.

    But hey, everyone is entitled to publish their opinions on their own blog.
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    Let her have a good binge on some chilli and then insist she follow her own rules next day
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    And they wonder why nobody takes them seriously!!!

    I really believe that people like her and Gore do more harm for the "Green" movement than good. Wait.... I don't think they actually do any good for the movement.

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    Quote Originally Posted by P95Carry View Post
    Let her have a good binge on some chilli and then insist she follow her own rules next day
    OOOH, cruel.

    She stays out of my bathroom and I'll stay out of hers.
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    Sounds like we need to go back to the 3 corn cob method. 2 reds and 1 white. Used the first red, then use the white to see if you need to use the 2nd red. Or maybe Sears need to start printing their large catalog again.

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    Obviously she does not have a house full of daughters, were lucky if we limit it to one roll a day.
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