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I was kinda bored last night so against all reason I went to a party and had too much to drink. My friends pleaded with me to let them take me home.
I said NO -- I only live a mile away.
About five blocks from party, the police pulled me over. They checked my
license and asked me to get out of the car and walk the line. Just as I
started, the police radio blares out a notice of a robbery taking place in
a house around the block. The police told me, the party animal, to stay put,
they'll be right back and they run around the corner to the robbery.
I waited and waited and finally decided to drive home. When I got there, I told the wife I was going to bed, and to tell anyone who might come looking for me that I have the flu and have been in bed all day.
A few hours later the police knock on the door. The police ask if I.
was there and the wife says yes. The police ask to see me and the wife replies that I am in bed with the flu and have been so all day.
The police still have my driver's license. The police ask to see my car
and the wife asks why. The police insist on seeing my car, so the wife
takes the police to the garage.
The wife opens the garage door; and there, sitting in the garage, is the police car, with all its lights still flashing.
