DUI.... with a twist

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    DUI.... with a twist

    As allegedly told at AA meeting

    I was kinda bored last night so against all reason I went to a party and had too much to drink. My friends pleaded with me to let them take me home.

    I said NO -- I only live a mile away.

    About five blocks from party, the police pulled me over. They checked my
    license and asked me to get out of the car and walk the line. Just as I
    started, the police radio blares out a notice of a robbery taking place in
    a house around the block. The police told me, the party animal, to stay put,
    they'll be right back and they run around the corner to the robbery.

    I waited and waited and finally decided to drive home. When I got there, I told the wife I was going to bed, and to tell anyone who might come looking for me that I have the flu and have been in bed all day.

    A few hours later the police knock on the door. The police ask if I.
    was there and the wife says yes. The police ask to see me and the wife replies that I am in bed with the flu and have been so all day.

    The police still have my driver's license. The police ask to see my car
    and the wife asks why. The police insist on seeing my car, so the wife
    takes the police to the garage.

    The wife opens the garage door; and there, sitting in the garage, is the police car, with all its lights still flashing.
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
    Randy Cain.

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    Funny but, I doubt it is true. In fact, I am sure it isn't.
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    And that is why it is placed in the humor section not in Sixto's Q&A
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
    Randy Cain.

    Ego will kill you. Leave it at home.
    Signed: Me!

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    This seems to be a condensed version of a joke told in the movie "Good Will Hunting"...

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    I see nothing funny about it! He could have run the batteries down leaving the lights flashing like that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaulG View Post
    I see nothing funny about it! He could have run the batteries down leaving the lights flashing like that.
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
    Randy Cain.

    Ego will kill you. Leave it at home.
    Signed: Me!

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