This is a discussion on IDPA Jokes (bad ones too) within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Tittle of a rejected submission of Course of Fire by a Female Shooter: "I caught him cheating with Sally in our bed." IDPA Truism #1: ...
Tittle of a rejected submission of Course of Fire by a Female Shooter: "I caught him cheating with Sally in our bed."
IDPA Truism #1: "The more expensive the ammo, the bigger chance it will misfire."
IDPA Truism #2: "SO's, the moment you stop watching the shooter, Mr Murphy will take over your duties."
IDPA Truism #3: The more expensive the 1911, the bigger the chance it will jam.
How do recognize a 9mm owner? He or she is the one greasing the hinge of the pepper poppers.
How do recognize a 1911 owner? He or she is the one wearing the hernia support belt.
How do recognize a 1911 owner (part 2)? He or she that has 400 Chip McCormic mags in his/her range bag. 200 of them don't work right.
You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
Ego will kill you. Leave it at home.
Bwhaha - hey, I'll bet one or two of those upset some folks....... the struggle to ''make major'' LOLHow do recognize a 9mm owner? He or she is the one greasing the hinge of the pepper poppers
Chris - P95
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is like owning a piano and assuming that you are a musician!."
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