Tittle of a rejected submission of Course of Fire by a Female Shooter: "I caught him cheating with Sally in our bed."
IDPA Truism #1: "The more expensive the ammo, the bigger chance it will misfire."
IDPA Truism #2: "SO's, the moment you stop watching the shooter, Mr Murphy will take over your duties."
IDPA Truism #3: The more expensive the 1911, the bigger the chance it will jam.
How do recognize a 9mm owner? He or she is the one greasing the hinge of the pepper poppers.
How do recognize a 1911 owner? He or she is the one wearing the hernia support belt.
How do recognize a 1911 owner (part 2)? He or she that has 400 Chip McCormic mags in his/her range bag. 200 of them don't work right.