Given a funny T-shirt......

Given a funny T-shirt......

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    Given a funny T-shirt......

    My god children, who are still in single digits gave me a T-shirt the other day that I thought was really funny & fit me to a T. It has a picture of a deer with scope crosshairs on it. The deer is eating a plant.....on the shirt it says:

    Vegetables aren't food............they are what FOOD eats!
    It goes well with my 'Proud Infidel' shirt.

    What are some of your favorite T-shirt sayings?
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    My favorite is one I wear frequently. It has pictures of a deer and a duck. It says "Become one with nature, then marinate it."
    I've also seen one: "I did not claw my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian."
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    This Sure Is One Of My Faves

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    That proved me wrong about FL QK

    Two old ones ..

    "I am not schizoid any more - we are both fine now"

    "I do not have a drink problem - I drink, get drunk - fall down. NO problem"!

    My all time fave for bikers - which most folks know . ''If you can read this - the **** fell off"!
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    I have one that says "I've got your tickets to the gun show" with arrows pointing to the arms. Cheesy and you need pretty decent sized arms to pull it off, but it works.

    A friend has "I'm on a drinking team with a bowling problem"

    and "Future Millionaire"

    All three can lead to interesting conversations at the bars.
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    Of course, if you're traveling overseas for a casual get-together . . .

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    i like this one

    says vegetarian - old indian word for bad hunter
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    How did you get the picture of my wife?

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    from those

    Communism killed 100 million and all I got was this lousy t-shirt

    Pic of Che and the words this t-shirt brought to you by capitalism.

    Celebrate diversity has 20 different pistols on the front

    Atf: sounds like a convinence store not a government agency

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    Quote Originally Posted by retsupt99 View Post
    How did you get the picture of my wife?

    From me
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    I've got a couple that came from Bass Pro. One has a picture of a buck scraping a cedar tree and it says, "Save A Tree, Harvest A Buck". The other one is the ole, "There's Plenty Of Room For All God's Creatures... Right Next To The Mashed Potatoes And Gravy".

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    One of my favorites is:

    Top 10 good things about Liberals,
    1. They die eventually.

    It's a great T-shirt.

    Another is a white shirt with big red letters in front that say :"YOU DON'T KNOW ME!

    And on back it says "Federal Witness Protections Program. Wasn't there...didn't do it."
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    One of my favorites: "Which part of Europe are you from, the part who's ***** we kicked, or the part who's ***** we saved?"

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    Sticking to the vegetarian theme...

    "If we're not supposed to eat animals why are they made of meat?"
    "If you so much as bunny hop I'll cut your heart out!" Billy Bob Thornton in The Last Real Cowboys

    "I carry a gun for the same reason that I carry health insurance and a cell phone - be prepared."

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    "I am not hung over I am just wicked tired from staying up all night drinking."

    Also have one that say "What would you do for a klondike bar?"

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