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My god children, who are still in single digits gave me a T-shirt the other day that I thought was really funny & fit me to a T. It has a picture of a deer with scope crosshairs on it. The deer is eating a plant.....on the shirt it says:
It goes well with my 'Proud Infidel' shirt.Vegetables aren't food............they are what FOOD eats!
What are some of your favorite T-shirt sayings?
Quemadmodum gladius neminem occidit, occidentis telum est.-Seneca
"If you carry a gun, people will call you paranoid. If I have a gun, what do I have to be paranoid about?" -Clint Smith
"An unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." -Jeff Cooper
My favorite is one I wear frequently. It has pictures of a deer and a duck. It says "Become one with nature, then marinate it."
I've also seen one: "I did not claw my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian."
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The only thing that stops bad guys with guns is good guys with guns. SgtD
Last edited by QKShooter; May 5th, 2007 at 01:02 PM.
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Two old ones ..
"I am not schizoid any more - we are both fine now"
"I do not have a drink problem - I drink, get drunk - fall down. NO problem"!
My all time fave for bikers - which most folks know . ''If you can read this - the **** fell off"!
Chris - P95
NRA Certified Instructor & NRA Life Member.
"To own a gun and assume that you are armed
is like owning a piano and assuming that you are a musician!."
http://www.rkba-2a.com/ - a portal for 2A links, articles and some videos.
I have one that says "I've got your tickets to the gun show" with arrows pointing to the arms. Cheesy and you need pretty decent sized arms to pull it off, but it works.
A friend has "I'm on a drinking team with a bowling problem"
and "Future Millionaire"
All three can lead to interesting conversations at the bars.
Fortes Fortuna Juvat
Former, USMC 0311, OIF/OEF vet
NRA Pistol/Rifle Instructor, RSO, Ohio CHL Instructor
My Firearms Blog: Little Miami Tactical Shooter's Corner
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Of course, if you're traveling overseas for a casual get-together . . .
Cheers,
Rod
"We're paratroopers. We're supposed to be surrounded!" Dick Winters
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i like this one
says vegetarian - old indian word for bad hunter
Calling an illegal alien an 'undocumented immigrant' is like calling a drug dealer an 'unlicensed pharmacist'
De inimico non Loquaris sed cogites.
Do not wish ill for your enemy, plan for it!
How did you get the picture of my wife?Originally Posted by QKShooter
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"That I cannot do."
"Give this to, uh, Clemenza. I want reliable people, people who aren't going to be carried away. After all we're not murderers in spite of what this undertaker thinks."
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from those shirts.com
Communism killed 100 million and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
Pic of Che and the words this t-shirt brought to you by capitalism.
Celebrate diversity has 20 different pistols on the front
Atf: sounds like a convinence store not a government agency
Less flower power MORE firepower
"[T]he people are not to be disarmed of their weapons.
They are left in full possession of them."
Zacharia Johnson (speech in the Virginia Ratifying Convention,25 June 1778)"The best we can hope for concerning the people at large is that they be properly armed." ~Alexander Hamilton
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From me
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I've got a couple that came from Bass Pro. One has a picture of a buck scraping a cedar tree and it says, "Save A Tree, Harvest A Buck". The other one is the ole, "There's Plenty Of Room For All God's Creatures... Right Next To The Mashed Potatoes And Gravy".
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One of my favorites is:
Top 10 good things about Liberals,
10.
9.
8.
7.
6.
5.
4.
3.
2.
1. They die eventually.
It's a great T-shirt.
Another is a white shirt with big red letters in front that say :"YOU DON'T KNOW ME!
And on back it says "Federal Witness Protections Program. Wasn't there...didn't do it."
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One of my favorites: "Which part of Europe are you from, the part who's ***** we kicked, or the part who's ***** we saved?"
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Sticking to the vegetarian theme...
"If we're not supposed to eat animals why are they made of meat?"
"If you so much as bunny hop I'll cut your heart out!" Billy Bob Thornton in The Last Real Cowboys
"I carry a gun for the same reason that I carry health insurance and a cell phone - be prepared."
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"I am not hung over I am just wicked tired from staying up all night drinking."
Also have one that say "What would you do for a klondike bar?"
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