Terrorist Alert in France!
AP and UPI reported that the French Government announced yesterday that
it has raised its terror alert level from "run" to "hide."
The only two higher levels in France are "surrender" and
The raise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed one of
France's white flag factories, disabling their military.
Guys, I believe this. I opened my freezer and a bag of French Fries was shuddering, then flipped over and played dead. I also have some incredible deals on Lebel rifles; they are in very good condition, they have only been dropped once. Upon surrender.