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    Funny sign I saw

    "Americans have the will to resist because you have weapons. If you don't have a gun, freedom of speech has no power." - Yoshimi Ishikawa

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    But how do they really feel about soliciting

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    A gun is a tool...the real weapon is between your ears!

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    Thumbs up Good One!

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    Thumbs up Good One!


    I especially like the cute little puppy dogs!
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    The bottom part I see a couple times a week....

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    I've got bad news for you guys.

    I have an unwelcome mat outside my front door that says in big block letters "Go Away." Now, you would think that the comings and goings of severe, purposeful men on loud chrome Harleys would lead one to believe that we do not suffer fools.

    About once per month the doorbell rings. Usually it's two brain-donors from the Our Lady of Perpetual Motion Foundation or Let's All Chant to Baal Until Our Medulas Melt Men's Choir and Taxidermy School for the Olfactory Impaired Gay Rodeo.

    "You can save your soul if you buy our newsletter," they squeal through the patridge sight of my IPSC automatic, "and we all can eat mushrooms and dance while we meet our eternal virgin pneumothorax caseworker!"

    "Read the fracken mat, you pinko commie!"

    "No need for fear and aggression, Mr. Large Angry Biker," they gush, "Giving us your mind, body and wallet will release all of the pent up love we know exist under that bulging neck vein."

    "I'm bi-polar, my meds are being adjusted and I have a gun."

    "We fear no evil..."

    Sound of safety *click*

    "...we must be going, here's our newsletter..."

    Every month. Every back-scratchin' pile drivin' egg suckin' boot lickin' intestine eviceratin' month. They never go away. They don't want to go away. They are a plot of the one world government. I blame our school system.

    They cannot read the fracken mat.
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    luckly i dont have much of a problem with that about every 6 months ill get the morans with there newsletter ... well take that back been about a year now ever since i smashed the dude's foot in the door stuck my gun in his face and called the cops on them they havnt been back

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