Quasimodo

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    Wink Quasimodo

    Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day. Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world." Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world." Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in the world."

    So they all decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records.

    Sleeping Beauty went in first and came out looking deliriously happy. "It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world."

    Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am now officially the smallest person in the world."

    Sometime later, Quasimodo comes out looking utterly confused and says, "Who the hell is Rosie O'Donnell ?

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    Roflmao!!!!

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    Coffee on the keyboard again!!!!!
    “You can sway a thousand men by appealing to their prejudices quicker than you can convince one man by logic.”

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    nuff said
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    Oh my - ROTFLMAO!!!
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    Talking

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    Awww........ Everybody picks on poor Rosie!

    (Remember sarcasm IS free!)
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    There's a lot of truth in that!

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    LOL...
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    haha

    Now thats funny right there.

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    when you think about the facts it is so true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    LMAO

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    So what was the joke?
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    So what was the joke?
    Quasimodo was ''The Hunchback of Notre Dame'' ....... and was about as grotesque as they come!!!! Ergo - he should in theory win the ''ugly awards''.

    But -------- --- think on it!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by P95Carry View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sheldon J View Post
    So what was the joke?
    Quasimodo was ''The Hunchback of Notre Dame'' ....... and was about as grotesque as they come!!!! Ergo - he should in theory win the ''ugly awards''.

    But -------- --- think on it!!
    Chris I think you missed some sarcasm
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    Chris I think you missed some sarcasm
    Probably LOL!
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