My Living WILL

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    I, QKShooter, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.
    Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills.
    If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:
    Cold Beer
    Margarita
    Colt Combat Commander
    Martini
    Cold Beer
    Chicken fried steak
    Glass of wine
    Mexican food
    Surf & Turf
    Bic Mac, Large Fries, & a Coke
    A Cigar
    Pizza
    Ice cream
    Strong Coffee
    Sex
    Chocolate

    it should be presumed that I won't ever get better.
    When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.

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    So, have you missed any part of the list so far today?
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    Pretty comprehensive list there QK
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    So what is a reasonable amount of time? About 30 minutes?
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    Works for me! I think I need to redo my living will in light of seeing yours.
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    I see you have cold beer down twice. I would have chosen sex to list twice, but that is just me.

    You must have really good beer in PA.
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    I LIKE IT!!!!!

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    I see you have cold beer down twice. I would have chosen sex to list twice, but that is just me.

    Nah...I'm getting old. I'll opt for the extra cold beer.
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    Hmmmmm.........

    I may need to show a copy of this to my lawyer for review!
    If you stand up and be counted, from time to time you may get yourself knocked down. But remember this: A man flattened by an opponent can get up again. A man flattened by conformity stays down for good. ~ Thomas J. Watson, Jr.

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    That means I should have pulled my plug years ago...
    "Just blame Sixto"

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    Talking

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    Oh...when they pull my plug you want my ivory handled Colt Commander?
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