May 18th, 2007 01:20 PM
My Living WILL
I, QKShooter, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.
Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills.
If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:
Colt Combat Commander
Chicken fried steak
Glass of wine
Surf & Turf
Bic Mac, Large Fries, & a Coke
it should be presumed that I won't ever get better.
When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.
May 18th, 2007 01:34 PM
So, have you missed any part of the list so far today?
"We're paratroopers. We're supposed to be surrounded!" Dick Winters
May 18th, 2007 01:36 PM
Pretty comprehensive list there QK
Chris - P95
NRA Certified Instructor & NRA Life Member.
"To own a gun and assume that you are armed
is like owning a piano and assuming that you are a musician!."
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May 18th, 2007 01:38 PM
So what is a reasonable amount of time? About 30 minutes?
Fortes Fortuna Juvat
Former, USMC 0311, OIF/OEF vet
NRA Pistol/Rifle/Shotgun/Reloading Instructor, RSO, Ohio CHL Instructor
May 18th, 2007 02:37 PM
Works for me! I think I need to redo my living will in light of seeing yours.
"Hell of a thing, killin' a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have."
- William Munny (Clint Eastwood in the Unfrogivin)
“The graveyards are full of indispensable men.” – Napoleon Bonaparte
“My Idea of a fair fight is beating baby seals with a club”
May 18th, 2007 02:55 PM
May 18th, 2007 02:55 PM
I LIKE IT!!!!!
May 18th, 2007 03:57 PM
May 18th, 2007 05:24 PM
I may need to show a copy of this to my lawyer for review!
If you stand up and be counted, from time to time you may get yourself knocked down. But remember this: A man flattened by an opponent can get up again. A man flattened by conformity stays down for good. ~ Thomas J. Watson, Jr.
May 18th, 2007 05:25 PM
That means I should have pulled my plug years ago...
May 18th, 2007 07:35 PM
Dibs on QKShooters' Comander!
May 18th, 2007 10:33 PM
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