I wish Gas N Go's were all this easy....

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    So how long did you let him wait?
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    Quote Originally Posted by rocky View Post
    So how long did you let him wait?
    As long as it took the tow driver to load up his truck and get out of there.
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    outstanding. you should have handed him a dollar and asked "is this enough?"
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    Sixto:

    "I gots ta know..."

    Did you tell him?
    "...bad decisions that turn out well often make heroes."


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    Quote Originally Posted by randytulsa2 View Post
    Sixto:

    "I gots ta know..."

    Did you tell him?
    Yeah, I did a couple of times. It took awhile to sink in his head what just happened. Once it did, he wanted to file a complaint because I lied to him. He thinks its entrapment, and thats the defense he wants to use in court.

    Stupid people=job security for me
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    Quote Originally Posted by SIXTO View Post
    Yeah, I did a couple of times. It took awhile to sink in his head what just happened. Once it did, he wanted to file a complaint because I lied to him. He thinks its entrapment, and thats the defense he wants to use in court.

    Stupid people=job security for me
    Me too, man. Me too.

    BTW, my "official" legal opinion, as a criminal defense lawyer (it's worth every penny you paid for it, too) is that the guy is an idiot and that what you did ISN'T entrapment.

    You don't NEED to entrap freaking idiots....
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    I know its not, you know its not... but he doesnt. I'm sure he is so smart he wont even take advantage of the public defender. Oh well, its a easy win for me.
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    NICE

    Yeah what and Idiot you caught me for the crime I had already committed by traping me and making me commit the crime I did not plan to. Ok RETARD
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    It takes all kinds! Hey Sixto, save up all your stories for your memoirs
    so you can an early out.If you have a few more like this which I am sure you do you can put them in your comedy section.

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    I have a notebook full of them. I only share the ones here that are a quick story. I still have at least 15 years to go, so I should have a nice collection when I near retirement.
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    That's a great story. Still had the rag...wanted to wait for the buyer. This guy has used too many drugs in his life.

    Job security for me too.
    eschew obfuscation

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    Too funny...lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by SIXTO View Post
    Yeah, I did a couple of times. It took awhile to sink in his head what just happened. Once it did, he wanted to file a complaint because I lied to him. He thinks its entrapment, and thats the defense he wants to use in court.

    Stupid people=job security for me
    LOL, he IS stupid.

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    Reminds me of the one where there guy that was never to be found to be picked up, was informed by contacts that he'd won a free TV. He never entered any contests but he still showed up to collect his just rewards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SIXTO View Post
    They are supposed to make you pay before you pump, but many of the clerks dont for whatever reason. I have a hard time feeling sorry for them when they get ripped off, they should know better.
    They could simply do the automated pumps only and stop taking cash. Some places (ie, "card lok" type joints) do this already. Problem eliminated.
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