Sir, can you spare a dime?

Sir, can you spare a dime?

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    Sir, can you spare a dime?

    A stockbroker, on his way home from work in New York City, came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this seems much worse than usual."

    He notices a police officer walking between the lines of stopped cars, so he rolls down his window and asks, "Officer, what's the hold up?"

    The officer replies, "Hillary Clinton is depressed, so she stopped her motorcade and is threatening to douse herself in gasoline and set herself on fire.

    She says her husband has spent all her money and the Democrats told her to forget about running for President in 2008, so we're taking up a collection for her.

    The stock broker asks, "How much have you got so far?"

    The officer replies "About 75 gallons, but a lot of folks are still siphoning as fast as they can."
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    Thumbs up That Was Great!

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    LOL, I would cash out my nest egg to buy gas for that!
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    Red face

    I got matches !

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    I'm not sure you can carry matches in New York or California. Too dangerous, might not be responsible enough, better legislate out matches...

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    Even at $2.23 per gallon local, I'd donate 5 gallons to the cause.


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    And the women come out to cut up what remains,
    Just roll to your rifle and blow out your brains,
    And go to your God like a soldier.

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