This is a discussion on Sir, can you spare a dime? within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; A stockbroker, on his way home from work in New York City, came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this ...
A stockbroker, on his way home from work in New York City, came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this seems much worse than usual."
He notices a police officer walking between the lines of stopped cars, so he rolls down his window and asks, "Officer, what's the hold up?"
The officer replies, "Hillary Clinton is depressed, so she stopped her motorcade and is threatening to douse herself in gasoline and set herself on fire.
She says her husband has spent all her money and the Democrats told her to forget about running for President in 2008, so we're taking up a collection for her.
The stock broker asks, "How much have you got so far?"
The officer replies "About 75 gallons, but a lot of folks are still siphoning as fast as they can."
As you slide down the banister of life,
May the splinters never point the wrong way.
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Chris - P95
NRA Certified Instructor & NRA Life Member.
"To own a gun and assume that you are armed
is like owning a piano and assuming that you are a musician!."
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LOL, I would cash out my nest egg to buy gas for that!
Coimhéad fearg fhear na foighde; Beware the anger of a patient man.
I'm not sure you can carry matches in New York or California. Too dangerous, might not be responsible enough, better legislate out matches...
Even at $2.23 per gallon local, I'd donate 5 gallons to the cause.
When you’re wounded and left on Afghanistan’s plains,
And the women come out to cut up what remains,
Just roll to your rifle and blow out your brains,
And go to your God like a soldier.