Thanx for the guffaw!!!
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A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all
around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop
it as he's liable to break something, but the boy continues.
"Johnny!" Mom screams. "Knock it off." You're going to
break something. He stops and eventually Mom leaves for a
short trip to the shopping center.
Johnny starts up with the balloon again after his mom has
left for the store. He gives it one last flick and it lands in the
toilet where he leaves it.
Mom comes in and while putting away the grocery gets the
urge. A diarrhea run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in
time and SPLASH, out it comes. When she's finished, she looks down and
can't believe what she's seeing. She's not sure what this big brown
thing is in the toilet! She calls her doctor. The doctor is baffled as she
describes the situation, but he assures her he'll be over shortly to examine
When he arrives she leads him to the bathroom and he gets
down on his knees and takes a long, hard look at the thing.
Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it to see what it might
be and POP! The balloon explodes and poop is everywhere. On him, the
"Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks.
He says, "I've been in this business for over 30 years,
and this is the first time I've ever actually seen a fart !"
Thanx for the guffaw!!!
People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence in their behalf. - George Orwell
That is hilarious
Better to be tried by 12, than carried by 6
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Thats funny. I didn't see that one comming. Good joke.
That is disgustingly funny.
"Hell of a thing, killin' a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have."
- William Munny (Clint Eastwood in the Unfrogivin)
“The graveyards are full of indispensable men.” – Napoleon Bonaparte
“My Idea of a fair fight is beating baby seals with a club”
I'm feeling a little ill.
That's one of those I don't want my kids to read. I would have to stifle a laugh as I gave them a dirty look.
The only thing that stops bad guys with guns is good guys with guns. SgtD
I was still laughing about the idiot Sixto arrested and then I read this...
On a roll tonight!
Proverbs 27:12 says: “The prudent see danger and take refuge, but the simple keep going and suffer for it.”
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gonna have to remember that one!
"These are the times that try men's souls. The summer soldier
and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the
service of his country; but he that stands it now, deserves the
love and thanks of man and woman."
-- Thomas Paine (The American Crisis, No. 1, 19 December 1776)