Call the Doctor!

Call the Doctor!

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    Call the Doctor!

    A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all
    around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop
    it as he's liable to break something, but the boy continues.

    "Johnny!" Mom screams. "Knock it off." You're going to
    break something. He stops and eventually Mom leaves for a
    short trip to the shopping center.

    Johnny starts up with the balloon again after his mom has
    left for the store. He gives it one last flick and it lands in the
    toilet where he leaves it.

    Mom comes in and while putting away the grocery gets the
    urge. A diarrhea run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in
    time and SPLASH, out it comes. When she's finished, she looks down and
    can't believe what she's seeing. She's not sure what this big brown
    thing is in the toilet! She calls her doctor. The doctor is baffled as she
    describes the situation, but he assures her he'll be over shortly to examine
    everything.

    When he arrives she leads him to the bathroom and he gets
    down on his knees and takes a long, hard look at the thing.

    Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it to see what it might
    be and POP! The balloon explodes and poop is everywhere. On him, the
    walls, etc.
    "Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks.


    He says, "I've been in this business for over 30 years,
    and this is the first time I've ever actually seen a fart !"


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    Thanx for the guffaw!!!
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    ROFLMAO!

    That was funny...

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    Too funny!
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    That is hilarious
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    Thats funny. I didn't see that one comming. Good joke.

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    That is disgustingly funny.
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    I'm feeling a little ill.

    That's one of those I don't want my kids to read. I would have to stifle a laugh as I gave them a dirty look.
    eschew obfuscation

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    Quote Originally Posted by CopperKnight View Post
    I'm feeling a little ill.

    That's one of those I don't want my kids to read. I would have to stifle a laugh as I gave them a dirty look.
    I did consider the kiddie aspect when I posted it, but it's actually pretty tactfully done. I figured it was OK to post. I even put it on my personal family forum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Holdcard View Post
    I did consider the kiddie aspect when I posted it, but it's actually pretty tactfully done. I figured it was OK to post. I even put it on my personal family forum.

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    Is OK by me. I found it funny.
    eschew obfuscation

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    I was still laughing about the idiot Sixto arrested and then I read this...
    On a roll tonight!

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    gonna have to remember that one!
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