The worm turns

The worm turns

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    The worm turns

    A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his

    Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars.



    The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.

    The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.

    The third worm was put into a jar of chocolate syrup.

    The fourth worm was put into a jar of good clean soil.



    At the conclusion of the Sermon, the Minister reported the following

    results:



    The first worm in alcohol - Dead.

    The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead.

    Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead.

    Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.



    So the Minister asked the congregation - What can you learn from this

    demonstration?



    A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said, "As

    long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"
    As you slide down the banister of life,
    May the splinters never point the wrong way.
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    LOL, that's one way of looking always on the bright side!
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