Still Another Lawyer Joke

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    Still Another Lawyer Joke

    OK. Since I saw some lawyer jokes on another thread, I couldn't resist.

    There was a lawyer's convention in town and a guy who hated lawyers was driving his pickup truck through town on his way to another town.

    Everytime he saw a lawyer, he would swerve and hit him with the truck.

    After a while, the guy saw a priest walking along the rode and stopped to pick him up.

    After they had driving for a while, the guy (forgetting the priest was in his car) swerved to hit another lawyer.

    The guy remembered the priest at the last minute and swerved back in an attempt to miss the lawyer.

    He heard a loud "THUMP".

    He turned to the priest and cried, "Father, I almost hit that lawyer".

    The priest replied, "Don't worry my child, I got him with the door".
    fortiter in re, suaviter in modo (resolutely in action, gently in manner).

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    I for one like a good lawyer joke thanks.
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    I guess that priest had a Blues Brother moment: A mission from God.
    "[T]he people are not to be disarmed of their weapons.
    They are left in full possession of them."

    Zacharia Johnson (speech in the Virginia Ratifying Convention,25 June 1778)"The best we can hope for concerning the people at large is that they be properly armed." ~Alexander Hamilton

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    Classic!

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