Those Damn Birds!

[QKShooter]

Actual TRUE Photo.
This Person Sure Parked Under The WRONG dang tree!
Know how POed you get when a bird poops on your windshield?
CHECK THIS OUT!

[DefensiveCarry.com]

[Bumper]

I think that might make me go postal. Yeah, I'm thinking I would.... :rocketwhr

[QKShooter]

Ya know how they say you're not supposed to shoot up in the air?
I guess there is one exception to every rule.

[The Tourist]

A blue fairy took pity on the statue of a man and woman who had been in a park for decades. As she touched them with the wand she admonished them that while they had the gift of life for 24 hours, they must stay in the park. They took one look at each other, and dove into the bushes.

After hours, they were physically spent.

The man looked at the woman and said, "Our time is almost up, do you want to go into the bushes again?"

"Yes," admitted the gasping female, "But this time you hold the pigeons down, and I'll sh*t on them..."

[Pyrolyzer]

That photo reminds me of when the city workers decided to change the lightbulb in the streetlamp that I was parked under. My car must have had 15 pounds of dead bugs and 30-40 birds pecking on it when I came back to it.

[Prospector]

Has anyone besides me noticed in a parking lot that dark colored cars, particularly black or blue cars seem to have more bird turds on em? What's the deal? Any bird experts out there? My poor S-10 (black) gets that "reverse leopard" look every year about this time.

[QKShooter]

That they really seem to prefer newly washed cars also.
A nice pristine clean slate for their artwork.

[Betty]

Oh, yech!

I remember when my brother bought his brand new Jeep, he stormed in the house yelling, "Some huge bird took a huge- dump on my hood and I can't get it off because it's FROZEN!"

[Scott]

Oh ya. Had just finished washing and waxing the wife's car. Heard the Canada Geese coming. I thought hmmm sounds like they are coming right at me. Just as I was getting ready to turn and look "wooomp splat" right on the windshield and me as well. My wife thought it was hysterical.

I hate Canada Geese. they take bigger craps than my 50 lb dogs.

-Scott-

[QKShooter]

Yep, seems like we get almost more crap (IN GENERAL) from Canada than we get from France.

[Bumper]

Yep, seems like we get almost more crap (IN GENERAL) from Canada than we get from France.

It's a matter of distance. If France were closer, we would have French Geese flying over dumping on everything. At least all of the white flags would make it easy for the goose hunters.

[Ridgerunner]

That is so disgusting. Time to start bird hunting again.