A joke to end the week

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    A joke to end the week

    Another joke came in by e-mail

    An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

    They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."

    The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

    The blond e opened his lunch and said, " Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

    The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.

    The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.

    The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

    At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping.She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"

    The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

    (Oh this is GOOD!!)?

    Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said,


    "Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch ."
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    Good one. Oddly, I was just thinking yesterday that I'm sick of the same lunch everyday. I also make my own.
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    An oldie but a goodie.
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    I will re-tell at work today...
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    Quote Originally Posted by LBrombach View Post
    Good one. Oddly, I was just thinking yesterday that I'm sick of the same lunch everyday. I also make my own.
    LB, don't go to any roofs, OK?
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
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    ...That's a good one!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miggy View Post
    LB, don't go to any roofs, OK?
    Your not the boss of MEEEeeeeeeee. Thud.
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