Things my wife does not like to hear from me when grilling.

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    Miggy, maybe your wife can pick up one of these babies for your birthday...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Team American View Post
    Miggy, maybe your wife can pick up one of these babies for your birthday...
    Her words just now: "Don't even think about it!"
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
    Randy Cain.

    Ego will kill you. Leave it at home.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miggy View Post
    Her words just now: "Don't even think about it!"
    "But, Honey...it gets 250 bratwursts to the gallon!..."

    "I surrounded 'em"- Alvin York

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sig P239 View Post
    I grill every weekend in the summer.

    Our neighbor got me a Christmas ornament for Christmas last year, when I opened the box, it was a miniature grill with a steak on it and grilling utensils and everything. She calls me the grill king.
    Party at Sig's house!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ron8903 View Post
    You might be a Redneck if,

    The lizard in the grill is well done.
    You have more than one kind of grill on the deck.
    Gas, smoker,Weber kettle, and home made pull behind
    for all the family gatherings.( ME)

    Hey!!!, I resemble that remark. I currently have a gas grill and a Webber kettle on the deck, a smoker in the garage and fryer in the shed.

    I have got to get some more wood chips and charcoal, then I will be smoking some tuna and grouper for a little family thing in the next few weeks.


    Think I might just do breakfast on the grill next weekend, weather permitting.
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    oO( grilling is for amature cooks , get or make a smoker )

    With that being said anyone who uses charcoal most likely mollests thier sister , and we wont even discuss gas cooking oO( heck we all get gas from time to time ) Real cooks use wood , and cook slow , Its a meal ****** plan for it ... dont try and rush it with shortcuts .
    Make sure you get full value out of today , Do something worthwhile, because what you do today will cost you one day off the rest of your life .
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    My wife thinks I'm crazy . It's not hurricanes I worry about , it's the blizzards . Still get out there and grill though

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    As long as I can keep shoveling faster than it's snowing , I'm grilling .

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    Quote Originally Posted by ptmmatssc View Post
    My wife thinks I'm crazy . It's not hurricanes I worry about , it's the blizzards . Still get out there and grill though

    http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j3...c/100_0021.jpg

    http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j3...c/100_0023.jpg

    As long as I can keep shoveling faster than it's snowing , I'm grilling .
    That's the way to be! Looks like my back porch, but my grill is under a roof. Still have to shovel to get to it, though.
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    ptmmatssc ROFLMAO I was doing a community cook , and had to shovel thro an 8 ft drift last winter to get to my smoker . Its all good tho because it gave me something to do untill i could start getting to my cattle ... besides the daughter had friends in for new years , and i made them help ... young backs are allways usefull .
    Make sure you get full value out of today , Do something worthwhile, because what you do today will cost you one day off the rest of your life .
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    So far the only thing that has fazed my wife when I said it was "honey , where's the garden hose , and see if you can find the fire depts number" . This was said while cooking in my fire pit during a dry spell up here . the wind picked up and of course I was getting a nice little fire going . Luckily , the garden hose is all that was needed , and shortly thereafter , the wife gave me a grill (in the pic) .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Redneck Repairs View Post
    oO( grilling is for amature cooks , get or make a smoker )

    With that being said anyone who uses charcoal most likely mollests thier sister , and we wont even discuss gas cooking oO( heck we all get gas from time to time ) Real cooks use wood , and cook slow , Its a meal ****** plan for it ... dont try and rush it with shortcuts .

    Dude, we got nothing but palm trees down here. Have you tried to BBQ with that?
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
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    Hey Miggy, if you can make it up to central FL I'll load you up with oak and maple scrap. I through out a bunch of it at my shop!
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    I know this is going to sound nuts, but when I have a live Christmas tree I save it. I cut the branches off and use lots of them when I'm grilling. Adds a very different smoky flavor to my cooking. As for the trunk of the tree, it gets chopped up and taken camping in the desert.
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    And then the always popular" just rinse it off with the hose and throw it back on,it'll be alright"....(grins)Ahhhhhhhhhh love that grill flavor!

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    stealing from another joke, but I think it applies here to.

    Hold my beer and watch this,
    "fundamental principle of American law that a government and its agents are under no general duty to provide public services, such as police protection, to any individual citizen." [Warren v. District of Columbia,(D.C. Ct. of Ap., 1981)]
    If I have to explain it, you wouldn't understand

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