Things my wife does not like to hear from me when grilling.
- I don't care how much is raining. I am a South Florida Griller and I am certified to grill up to a category 1 hurricane!
- I think 10 ounces of charcoal fluid should be enough to get that puppy started.
-Honey, get me the lighter and the fire extinguisher.
- I know 4 feet tall flames are not necessary but they look cool....yes, I know our porch roof is made out of wood.
- Did you know there was a roach inside the grill? It is quite crispy now.
- Honey, where is the burn ointment....yes I am fine.
- Don't worry, the plants won't feel the heat.
- Go ahead and let the cats out for a while in the porch.... Why not?
- Nothing a bit of paint won't fix.
Gotta go guys.... Grilling awaits!