a joke to start the week
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A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew ...
June 4th, 2007 10:03 AM
a joke to start the week
Here's a nice little bee joke.
A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window.
The bee said, "What seems to be the problem"?
"I'm out of gas."
The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes,the bees flew out.
"Try it now," said one bee.
The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up.
"Wow!" the man exclaimed. "What did you put in my gas tank"?
The bee answered, "BP."
"fundamental principle of American law that a government and its agents are under no general duty to provide public services, such as police protection, to any individual citizen." [Warren v. District of Columbia,(D.C. Ct. of Ap., 1981)]
If I have to explain it, you wouldn't understand
June 4th, 2007 10:08 AM
Well, I hope your day job works out for you...
They who give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
Previously known as "cjm5874"
June 4th, 2007 02:01 PM
40 lashes with a wet noodle for that abomination of a "joke".
June 4th, 2007 03:15 PM
The only thing that stops bad guys with guns is good guys with guns. SgtD
June 4th, 2007 04:21 PM
You saved the joke!
Originally Posted by CopperKnight
You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
Ego will kill you. Leave it at home.
June 4th, 2007 05:27 PM
1943 - 2009
Originally Posted by cjm5874
When you’re wounded and left on Afghanistan’s plains,
And the women come out to cut up what remains,
Just roll to your rifle and blow out your brains,
And go to your God like a soldier.
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