a joke to start the week

a joke to start the week

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    a joke to start the week

    Here's a nice little bee joke.
    A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window.
    The bee said, "What seems to be the problem"?
    "I'm out of gas."
    The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes,the bees flew out.

    "Try it now," said one bee.
    The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up.
    "Wow!" the man exclaimed. "What did you put in my gas tank"?




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    The bee answered, "BP."
    "fundamental principle of American law that a government and its agents are under no general duty to provide public services, such as police protection, to any individual citizen." [Warren v. District of Columbia,(D.C. Ct. of Ap., 1981)]
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    Well, I hope your day job works out for you...
    They who give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. Benjamin Franklin


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    40 lashes with a wet noodle for that abomination of a "joke".

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    Ow. That one stung. :)
    eschew obfuscation

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    Quote Originally Posted by CopperKnight View Post
    Ow. That one stung. :)
    You saved the joke!
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    Quote Originally Posted by cjm5874 View Post
    Well, I hope your day job works out for you...

    Me, too.


    When you’re wounded and left on Afghanistan’s plains,
    And the women come out to cut up what remains,
    Just roll to your rifle and blow out your brains,
    And go to your God like a soldier.

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