Lawyer Joke

Lawyer Joke

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    Lawyer Joke

    We haven't had any lawyer jokes for a while, so....................


    A guy goes into a crowded bar and yells "lawyers are morons".


    A voice from the back of the bar yells "I resent that".


    "Why, are you a lawyer"?


    "No, I'm a moron"!




    When you’re wounded and left on Afghanistan’s plains,
    And the women come out to cut up what remains,
    Just roll to your rifle and blow out your brains,
    And go to your God like a soldier.

    Rudyard Kipling


    Terry


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    Bwhahaha - that's good Terry LOL (with apologies to good lawyers of course)!!!
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    is like owning a piano and assuming that you are a musician!."


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    That one's good.
    eschew obfuscation

    The only thing that stops bad guys with guns is good guys with guns. SgtD

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    Quote Originally Posted by P95Carry View Post
    Bwhahaha - that's good Terry LOL (with apologies to good lawyers of course)!!!
    Question: There are good lawyers?
    "[T]he people are not to be disarmed of their weapons.
    They are left in full possession of them."

    Zacharia Johnson (speech in the Virginia Ratifying Convention,25 June 1778)"The best we can hope for concerning the people at large is that they be properly armed." ~Alexander Hamilton

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    Ok, here's another one.

    You know what they call a skydiving lawyer?

    Skeet!

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