Learn Chinese in 5 mins. :)

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    Learn Chinese in 5 mins. :)

    I hadn't seen these before and find them well amusing - apologies to any of my Chinese friends!!

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    You MUST read these out loud.


    1) That's not right....................Sum Ting Wong

    2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ......Hu Yu Hai Ding

    3) See me ASAP.........................Kum Hia Nao

    4) Stupid Man..........................Dum Fuk

    5) Small Horse.........................Tai Ni Po Ni

    6) Did you go to the Beach?.. .........Wai Yu So Tan

    7) I bumped into a coffe table.........Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

    8) I think you need a face lift........Chin Tu Fat

    9) It's very dark in here..............Wao So Dak

    10) I thought you were on a diet.......Wai Yu Mun Ching

    11) This is a tow away zone............No Pah King

    12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao

    13) Staying out of sight...............Lei Ying Lo

    14) He's cleaning his automobile.......Wa Shing Ka

    15) Your body odor is offensive.......Yu Stin Ki Pu

    16) Great..............................Fa Kin Su Pah
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    I find it funny ... The only Chinese Tech we had for a few years gave me a print out pretty much like this when we worked together he would always have a few jokes like this

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