Little kids who really know

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    Little kids who really know

    SOMEBODY'S RAISING THEIR KID RIGHT!

    One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children.
    The teacher asked a little boy: Tommy do you see the tree outside?

    TOMMY: Yes.
    TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
    TOMMY: Yes.
    TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.
    TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.

    TEACHER: Did you see God?
    TOMMY: No.
    TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't there. He just doesn't exist.
    A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions.
    The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the boy:
    Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
    ! TOMMY: Yes.
    LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?
    TOMMY: Yessssss!
    LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?
    TOMMY: Yessssss!
    LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher?
    TOMMY: Yes
    LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?
    TOMMY: No
    LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in school, she must not have one!
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    May the splinters never point the wrong way.
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    That's good, I love it!!!!
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