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    Always wear clean underwear in public,
    especially when working under your vehicle... From the Northwest
    Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple that drove
    their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking
    lot.


    The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the
    car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people
    near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs
    protruding from under the chassis.


    Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned his jewels into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment,
    she dutifully stepped forward, and quickly used a hand to tuck everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked
    across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was
    standing idly by.


    The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
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    Is that real news or Miggy news?

    Funny all the same.

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    Just a joke!.
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
    Randy Cain.

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    Advice to grease monkeys - NEVER ever dare work in a kilt

    True or not Miggy - it conjures up a funny scenario
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miggy View Post
    Just a joke!.
    And a funny one at that.
    eschew obfuscation

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    Thanks, that's funny, especially if you are the husband.
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    And that's the last time I volunteer to help an elderly couple in a parking lot...
    Excuse me, I need to go get some more aspirin...

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    That was a hoot! I laughed out loud at that one!
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    LOL.. demo derby this weekend.. there will be a lot of "crack" as in butt crack in the pits.. LOL

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    That's a good one!
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