Marriage Realities

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    Marriage Realities

    Yes, I am a chauvenistic pig (not even sure I spelled it right) but this is still darn funny.

    *******

    For those of you who ARE married to laugh (or cry) about

    and those of you who AREN'T married to learn why you should stay that way:

    http://www.borelliconsulting.com/forumpics/marriage.wmv
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    "Cogito, ergo armatum sum"
    I think, therefore I am armed.

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    Haha - saw that other day someone sent it - darned clever puppet - and some great lines.
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    Jeff Dunham, empty the bladder before you watch one of his shows....

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    Quote Originally Posted by huntthehunter View Post
    Jeff Dunham, empty the bladder before you watch one of his shows....
    I'll second that. He's got several characters in addition to Walter (the one shown here) and they're all funny. I've seen him live a couple times. WELL worth the price of admission.

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    engagement ring..... wedding ring..... suffering

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    Go ahead and get married, it's just some comics stand up act...he can't be telling the truth...can he?
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    Um YES
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    Bah, my wife says not to pay attention to him. Hmm wait a........
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    Don't know what else to say. That's funny.
    eschew obfuscation

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    Quote Originally Posted by semperfi.45 View Post
    Go ahead and get married, it's just some comics stand up act...he can't be telling the truth...can he?
    Quote Originally Posted by Shadowsbane View Post
    Bah, my wife says not to pay attention to him. Hmm wait a........
    Funny....my wife said the same thing.... I wonder.....
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    Too damn funny and the feeling is sort of universal across cultures. In spanish the word Esposa has two meanings: Handcuffs and Wife.
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    I liked the menstrual cycle sound effects! That is a funny son of a gun.

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    HAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Now that's funny. I love the aging like milk. I would love to see him in person.

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