How To Install A Home Security System

[p8riot]

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.

[DefensiveCarry.com]

[Redneck Repairs]

ROFLMAO The only problem with that is that its more true than a joke where i live .

[Pete]

I have size 13s, my mother-in-law actually has a pair of my old work boots on her back porch for this very reason. She lives alone and my old boots make it look like she doesn't.

I don't keep 'gun stuff' outside, nor would I recommend it, but once inside my garage/workshop any intruder is confronted with a selection of very accurately shot targets.

At this point they will hear my dogs going crazy and coming towards them, see the targets... time for them to make a very important decision.

[CopperKnight]

That's good. Reeeeeal good.

[4my son]

That's the best system I have ever heard of,

[retsupt99]

As funny as it sounds, it would probably work...if the dirtbag(s) didn't live in the neighborhood...

ret

[ELCruisr]

Just think of the cost savings!!!!

[Bob The Great]

very nice.

Some empty 12Ga. and .45 casings scattered around would complete the system.

[QKShooter]

funny.