Custer's Last Words...

Custer's Last Words...

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    Custer's Last Words...

    Where'd all these Indians come from?!


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    I suppose there's a point to this thread?

    Would you care to enlighten us?


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    My guess would be humor....not the most elaborate of attempts however.

    Not to say I didnt find it funny however.
    Last edited by Shadowsbane; June 13th, 2007 at 01:51 AM. Reason: Edited to say I laughed at joke.
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    I chuckled at it.....Man, some of you guys need to lighten up
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    I'm with HnK on this...

    I guess us HK guys stay together huh? LOL... I did chuckle, it wasn't that bad...

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    If there's any hope of humor...I would suppose it had something to do with the Fugawee Tribe?

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    Maybe I'll go "down a few beers" and then click back on and try to Muster a chuckle.
    Hey - Muster rhymes with Custer - now we're getting somewhere...but, where?
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    Quote Originally Posted by QKShooter View Post
    Maybe I'll go "down a few beers" and then click back on and try to Muster a chuckle.
    Hey - Muster rhymes with Custer - now we're getting somewhere...but, where?
    I fear...into a 'Cluster'...

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    Custer's Last Words...

    But, I have a 'No Guns Allowed' sign!
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    I wonder what his last words REALLY were?

    I know what mine would have been but, I can't type them here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by QKShooter View Post
    I wonder what his last words REALLY were?

    I know what mine would have been but, I can't type them here.
    "If only I had a cell phone.... SIGH."
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    I figure Cosby's theory probably worked:

    First you say it...Then you do it.

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    I'd think his last words were something along the lines of
    ow...ow....ow...ow ow ow ow owowowowowowowowowowow
    DANG THAT HURTS


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    Back in the day when I was going to school in Montana, and I don't know why... it just was, Montanians told North Dakodian jokes. These were somewhat along the same lines as Pollock jokes we used to hear. Anyway... the joke was "What did Custer say to the North Dakodians when he left for Little Bighorn? Stay here and play stupid until I get back."
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    Don't know what his last words were but I bet the last thing that went through his mind was an arrowhead.
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