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  1. April 26th, 2005 04:16 PM #1
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    Hillary addresses American Indians

    Son sent me this - had to chuckle!!
    Senator Hillary Clinton was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation last weekend in Arizona.

    She spoke for almost an hour on her future plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living. She referred to her career as a US Senator, how she had signed "YES" 1,237 times - for every Indian issue that came to her desk for approval.

    Although the Senator was vague on the details of her plan, she seemed most enthusiastic about her future ideas for helping her "red brothers". At the conclusion of her speech, the Tribes presented the senator with a plaque inscribed with her new Indian name - Walking Eagle. The proud senator then departed in her motorcade, waving to the crowds.

    A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how they come to select the new name given to the senator. They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of sh*t it can no longer fly.
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  3. April 26th, 2005 04:20 PM #2
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    That's perfect! However, if I were an eagle, I'd be mightily offended!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SSKC
    That's perfect! However, if I were an eagle, I'd be mightily offended!

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    Agreed! What an insult to our national symbol.

    Personally, I've always thought of Hillary as a buzzard or a vulture.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Crunch
    Agreed! What an insult to our national symbol.

    Personally, I've always thought of Hillary as a buzzard or a vulture.

    There you go....now you're insultin buzzards and vultures...I'd be hard pressed to think of her as anything but an ole stinky turd....at least it isn't anything livin that can be insulted! :Breakdanc
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  6. April 26th, 2005 11:09 PM #5
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    Their hunting grounds plowed under, the buffalo destroyed, their tribes and customs scattered to the wind, and now this.

    Haven't these people suffered enough? Hillary, stay home.
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    Well, She WAS Going To Join The Forum!

    But, NOT NOW!
    Good Work P95Carry ~ You chased her away!
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  8. April 27th, 2005 12:25 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Prospector
    There you go....now you're insultin buzzards and vultures...I'd be hard pressed to think of her as anything but an ole stinky turd....at least it isn't anything livin that can be insulted! :Breakdanc
    Ya got me all wrong. I wasn't talkin' about TEXAS buzzards and vultures.


    When you’re wounded and left on Afghanistan’s plains,
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  9. April 27th, 2005 10:15 AM #8
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    Lmao!! Thats was great.
    Now yous can't leave.
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