Wifely Duties

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    Three men were sitting together discussing about how
    they had given their new wives her duties.

    The first man had married a woman from up North and
    had told her that she was going to do dishes and house
    cleaning. It took a couple days,but on the third day
    he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and
    put away.

    The second man had married a woman from Midwest. He
    had given his wife orders that she was to do all the
    cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he
    didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was
    better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean,
    the dishes weredone, and there was a huge dinner on
    the table.

    The third man had married a girl from South. He
    told her that her duties were to keep the house
    cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and
    hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the
    first day he didn't see anything, the second day he
    didn't see anything,but by the third day some of the
    swelling had gone down and he could see a little out
    of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat
    and load the dishwasher.
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
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    Miggy, as soon as my wife lets me I will laugh at that one.

    Southern girls, many are the ways we love them...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pete View Post
    Miggy, as soon as my wife lets me I will laugh at that one.

    Southern girls, many are the ways we love them...
    I always said that I love the way the smile. A smile that is just pure honey and flowers, a smile that melts your heart...right before they pull the trigger of the shotgun and blow your head away.
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
    Randy Cain.

    Ego will kill you. Leave it at home.
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    LOL.. I liked that Miggy!

    When we got married John didn't try to give me any "duties." Instead we made a pact to help each other.

    My husband is such a help to his working wifey! If I had to do it all myself I would never sleep. He's there to pick up the slack when he can.

    Coming home to a clean kitchen, vacuumed floors and straightened living room and bathroom is better, BY FAR, than a four dozen roses waiting in a cluttered kitchen.

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    Well my wife is Canadain, but we are truly partners in life, holding hands down the long road. I really don't know were I would be without her.
    “You can sway a thousand men by appealing to their prejudices quicker than you can convince one man by logic.”

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    I'm married to one of those southern girls, well, a southern lady now.....been married 30 years this coming August 5th. She works as hard as I do, so we share the duties around the house. Only, I try to get my duties done while she is at work because sometimes she thinks I'm not doing them right.

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    Miggy...funny

    I've been married for 37 years...

    I fear 'no man'...and only one woman

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    When I got married I realized that if I wanted a clean house, clean clothes and to be fed, I would have to do it all by myself. My wife tries, honestly she does, but she just isn't one of those domesticated women....
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    and a high school education to fix'em!

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    Lol, I am a chef so I do all the cooking at home....which of course means I am very picky about my kitchen...so there goes all the dishes and most of the cleaning too. Then finally my wife works and goes to college (17 credit hours) so I do all the laundry and the rest of the house work too.

    Never thought I would be so well trained so quickly....oh well in a few months I will be going out and killing Bambi's mother, that will make me feel a bit better.

    Great joke Miggy, I actually passed it on to my in laws....
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    My wife (she is from Mobile Alabama) told me to tell you that I thought that was funny. She said it was OK for me to think that was funny because in every good joke, there is a little truth.

    She also told me it was OK to post to this thread.
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