A Bee Stung Me Under My Tongue
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.................But could you get away with saying you had to go to your ...
April 29th, 2005 10:22 AM
April 29th, 2005 10:22 AM
April 29th, 2005 11:03 AM
Well, I actually did have an officer call in for a sick dog last week. We explained that dogs are not legally considered family members, and the Dept was not going to pay her for that day....she wanted to argue.....
If total government control equals safety, why are prisons so dangerous?
April 29th, 2005 11:24 AM
At my p/t job, I have a co-worker that calls in just about every deadline because her son is magically sick again. Her son is also magically sick on her birthday, and the day after she has a wild party.
She did call in with an actual excuse this past winter - she had her little Fluffy Dog in the vehicle with her as she stopped at her driveway to get her mail. She checked her mail and came back to discover her pooch, while bouncing around inside, locked the doors. The vehicle was running with the heater full blast on high. It didn't take long for the pooch to overheat and start passing out, while my frantic co-worker called the police. The police took out her back window with an ASP and rescued the unconscious doggie.
"Americans have the will to resist because you have weapons. If you don't have a gun, freedom of speech has no power." - Yoshimi Ishikawa
April 29th, 2005 12:03 PM
When I was in the Army we were having a Detachment party in the afternoon and one of my SP4's called in late because he said the cake had to cool so he could frost it!
That one was SO good I let him get away with it!
EOD - Initial success or total failure
April 29th, 2005 12:04 PM
I like my dogs better than some people. In fact I like my dog better than most people.
that dogs are not legally considered family members
There's tremendous bond between a pet and its owner. When my Dad passed away, and it was his time, I reacted in that way. When one of our birds died, I cried outright.
I'll be the one who decides how to mourn. I still wear Doug's rag on my jeans.
April 29th, 2005 02:59 PM
When i was 14, my dog ripped up my homework to pieces. My mom had to call the school & tell them that it wasn't a lie & i wasn't making it up. True story, scout's honor.
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