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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
OK... I vote we ban him fore a week
You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
Randy Cain.
Ego will kill you. Leave it at home.
Signed: Me!
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Two guys walk into a bar...the third one ducks
I'll be in the corner hiding now
"If I was an extremist, our founding fathers would all be extremists," he said. "Without them, we wouldn't have our independence. We'd be a disarmed British system of feudal subjectivity."
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An Irishman walks out of a bar
Hey, it could happen!
A baby seal walked into a club...
Fortes Fortuna Juvat
Former, USMC 0311, OIF/OEF vet
NRA Pistol/Rifle Instructor, RSO, Ohio CHL Instructor
My Firearms Blog: Little Miami Tactical Shooter's Corner
Up to now, we were doing good!Originally Posted by buckeye07
When you’re wounded and left on Afghanistan’s plains,
And the women come out to cut up what remains,
Just roll to your rifle and blow out your brains,
And go to your God like a soldier.
Rudyard Kipling
Terry
Hey, that's like my favorite joke ever.
or,
A Mushroom walks into a bar.
Bartender says "We don't serve your kind here."
Mushroom replies: "Why not, I'm a fungi."
Fortes Fortuna Juvat
Former, USMC 0311, OIF/OEF vet
NRA Pistol/Rifle Instructor, RSO, Ohio CHL Instructor
My Firearms Blog: Little Miami Tactical Shooter's Corner
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"What does a fish say when it swims into a wall?"
"Dam"
A three legged dog walks into a bar and says,
"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw..."
A three legged dog walks into a bar and says,
"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw..."
Groan... and you want ME banned for a week?
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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender turns to them, takes one look, and says "What is this - some kind of joke?"
A Priest, a Rabbi and a Leprechaun walk into a bar. The Leprechaun looks around and says, "Saints preserve us! I'm in the wrong joke!"
MODS!! Please close this thread before I post a bad joke
You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
Randy Cain.
Ego will kill you. Leave it at home.
Signed: Me!
Too late!
Two fish were in a tank. One said to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
How do you kill a circus?
Go for the juggler
You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
Randy Cain.
Ego will kill you. Leave it at home.
Signed: Me!
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Blackeagle... You beat me to it!
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Wow jokes moving so very fast...
My computer is so slow that it hertz....
And why did the duck stick its head underwater....
So that it could liquidate it's bill.
Now, we must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men.
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