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    A horse walks into a bar...

    A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"


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    OK... I vote we ban him fore a week
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
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    Two guys walk into a bar...the third one ducks

    I'll be in the corner hiding now
    "If I was an extremist, our founding fathers would all be extremists," he said. "Without them, we wouldn't have our independence. We'd be a disarmed British system of feudal subjectivity."

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    An Irishman walks out of a bar




    Hey, it could happen!

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    A baby seal walked into a club...
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    Quote Originally Posted by buckeye07 View Post
    A baby seal walked into a club...
    Up to now, we were doing good!


    When you’re wounded and left on Afghanistan’s plains,
    And the women come out to cut up what remains,
    Just roll to your rifle and blow out your brains,
    And go to your God like a soldier.

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    Hey, that's like my favorite joke ever.

    or,

    A Mushroom walks into a bar.
    Bartender says "We don't serve your kind here."
    Mushroom replies: "Why not, I'm a fungi."
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    "What does a fish say when it swims into a wall?"
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    A three legged dog walks into a bar and says,
    "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by QKShooter View Post
    A three legged dog walks into a bar and says,
    "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw..."

    Groan... and you want ME banned for a week?

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    An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender turns to them, takes one look, and says "What is this - some kind of joke?"




    A Priest, a Rabbi and a Leprechaun walk into a bar. The Leprechaun looks around and says, "Saints preserve us! I'm in the wrong joke!"

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    MODS!! Please close this thread before I post a bad joke
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
    Randy Cain.

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    Too late!

    Two fish were in a tank. One said to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

    How do you kill a circus?
    Go for the juggler
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
    Randy Cain.

    Ego will kill you. Leave it at home.
    Signed: Me!

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    Blackeagle... You beat me to it!

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    Wow jokes moving so very fast...

    My computer is so slow that it hertz....

    And why did the duck stick its head underwater....

    So that it could liquidate it's bill.
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