This is how you drive on cocaine.

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    This is how you drive on cocaine.

    Here's the proof, cocaine doesn't make you 'better' at doing things - except making a mess.



    It may look like the latest aliens to land on our planet have been drinking and driving, but these bizarre patterns, discovered in a corn field in Holland, have a much more mundane explanation.

    They were made by a drug user who was attempting to escape from police in his father's car. The man had been using cocaine.

    Four police cars were damaged in a desperate attempt to prevent the crazed driver from reaching public roads, but they could not save the crop from irrepairable damage.

    In the end, the man was captured when he crashed the car into a ditch.
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    Whoa! What a ride.

    It's funny. I only see one entrance/exit into the field and no cars in the field. Strange.
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    I really feel for the farmer. Imagine what that's going to cost him

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    Quote Originally Posted by CopperKnight View Post
    Whoa! What a ride.

    It's funny. I only see one entrance/exit into the field and no cars in the field. Strange.
    I'm guessing he came in at 3 o'clock from the dark green field - or left that way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pete View Post
    I'm guessing he came in at 3 o'clock from the dark green field - or left that way.
    You must be right, I don't see anywhere that track goes out. Can you imagine what must have been going through this guy's mind? He must have felt like he was in a riding lawn mower. Oh, that's right...he couldn't feel or think anything...
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    Too bad about the crops,

    But I bet if you took an photo from a helicopter of some of the empty fields I have been know to visit for a night of muddin, they look about the same, no cocaine involved.

    He had to of entered or left from that 3 o'clock area. Now everyone, its like a giant maze, try to keep your mouse pointer on the route he took.
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    Quote Originally Posted by buckeye07 View Post
    Now everyone, its like a giant maze, try to keep your mouse pointer on the route he took.
    That's funny. I was thinking the same thing.
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    Entered from 3 o'clock, exited 6 o'clock - you can see muddy tracks on the road. He bumped the ditch, tail end of the car swung clockwise through 270 degrees, and voila - he's stuck in the ditch at the very bottom left part of the photo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CopperKnight View Post
    Everyone has a learning curve.
    Speaking of curves...........
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chooie View Post
    Entered from 3 o'clock, exited 6 o'clock - you can see muddy tracks on the road. He bumped the ditch, tail end of the car swung clockwise through 270 degrees, and voila - he's stuck in the ditch at the very bottom left part of the photo.
    Unless that's one of the Polizei, he took four of them out on his lil' coked up joyride.

    Or is it Politie in the Netherlands? I forget...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pete View Post
    Unless that's one of the Polizei, he took four of them out on his lil' coked up joyride.

    Or is it Politie in the Netherlands? I forget...
    I've no idea what they're called, but if so, that officer sure did stuff it into the rough.

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    I too pity the farmer who just lost that fields harvest to the idiot on drugs.
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