In the spirit of David Letterman I thought I would list 10 good reasons to carry a concealed weapon; Please add your's.

10. Protect self and family
9. Because it is a right
8. Police cannot be everywhere
7. To pissoff the anti-gun nuts
6. Like the feeling of control of your life
5. Paris Hilton is out and driving again.
4. Rosie O'Donald is out and talking again.
3. "THEY" are here and MAY strike at any moment
2. You saw Dawn of the Dead and believed it
1. Ann Coulter is coming to dinner.