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    Did you hear about the vet...

    Did you hear about the vet that opened a side business as a taxidermist?
    A sign out front said, "Either way, you get your dog back!"


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    oh no... here we go again...

    q)Why did the Donkey cross the road?
    a)To follow the Ogre

    q)Why did the Ogre cross the road?
    a)To get away from the donkey.

    (not mine.. on a Shrek birthday card my daughter picked to give my nephew)

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    Quote Originally Posted by aznav View Post
    Did you hear about the vet that opened a side business as a taxidermist?
    A sign out front said, "Either way, you get your dog back!"
    That joke is a little stiff
    "[T]he people are not to be disarmed of their weapons.
    They are left in full possession of them."

    Zacharia Johnson (speech in the Virginia Ratifying Convention,25 June 1778)"The best we can hope for concerning the people at large is that they be properly armed." ~Alexander Hamilton

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