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Your mouse function!

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    Talking Your mouse function!

    How does the small arrow on your computer monitor work when we move the mouse?

    Haven't you ever wondered how it works?

    Now, through the miracle of high technology, we can see how it is done. With the aid of a screen magnifying lens, the mechanism becomes apparent . Don't forget to try a left click too!

    Follow this link and find out the truth
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    Chris,

    The tinfoil hat brigade has snookered you.

    I know for a fact that mine is run by hamsters.
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    Both my wife and I cracked up...

    Thanks for the laughs!

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    Chris, that was funny.

    That reminds me of the old wrist watch skit on Benny Hill years ago, the one where Benny and some of the regulars are inside a wrist watch holding up the numbers for the display, the stopwatch function was the best.
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    I know for a fact that mine is run by hamsters.
    Must be a Mac then <ducks and runs for cover>
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    haha I was wondering when somebody was gonna crack on a mac. What happens when you left lick? I DO in fact use a mac,and only have no 'left click'.


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    That was totally goofy. Enjoyed it.
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    To funny

    ever seen the one that proves the government is watching you its a set of eyeballs that follow the mouse around i couldn't find a link

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    I believe it.

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    HAHAHA.

    Now that was funny. I liked it when you move it really fast and then quit. They almost fall down from breathing so hard.

    Nice one Chris!!!

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    Ha ha too funny!

    They're actually coming to take me away!!
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    Good stuff. I enjoyed that.
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    I ain't feeding all them little guys in my computer unless I can claim them as a deduction on my taxes!
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    um, is there something wrong with me? i just waisted like 5minutes playing that game to realize that you can't beat it?

    :P defineatly worth a chuckle
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    That's funny.

    I wonder how many of them it takes to run the "extra large" theme of cursors?
    eschew obfuscation

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