Hadn't heard that one yet, thanks for the chuckle
This is a discussion on A Marine's story within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of ...
A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state.
The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.
The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife #### who got what he deserved, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a fat, good-for-nothing, left wing liberal drunk who doesn't know how to drive. So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton!"
"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us."
A woman must not depend on protection by men. A woman must learn to protect herself.
Susan B. Anthony
A armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one has to back it up with his life.
I like it.
Its funny because when I walk around Wal Mart or even drive through anywhere in Southern California, I can't help but see our world through the eyes of someone raised on morality and righteousness. Quite a reality check....and nice joke!
Thanks I'm sending that one on.
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That one got sent via email to about 40 old Navy and Marine Buddies. Thanks for the laugh!
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I enjoyed it.
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