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Someone broke the internet
For those who don't know...the Onion is a news parody site
"If I was an extremist, our founding fathers would all be extremists," he said. "Without them, we wouldn't have our independence. We'd be a disarmed British system of feudal subjectivity."
Al Gore has to quit worrying about global warming and fix this dang thing.
"[T]he people are not to be disarmed of their weapons.
They are left in full possession of them."
Zacharia Johnson (speech in the Virginia Ratifying Convention,25 June 1778)"The best we can hope for concerning the people at large is that they be properly armed." ~Alexander Hamilton
algore should have added a backup system when he invented it.
America: Your government is not ignoring you, it's insulting you.
The Bill of Rights: Void where prohibited by law.