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  1. July 26th, 2007 05:39 PM #1
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    Talking Top ten reasons men prefer guns!!

    Subject: Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

    The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

    #10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

    #9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the

    road.

    #8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let
    you
    try it out a few times.

    #7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

    #6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

    #5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

    #4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

    #3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

    #2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

    And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman . .

    #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN!
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    My wife even smiled at a couple of those.
    There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation. That's one firearm for every twelve people on the planet. The only question is: How do we arm the other 11? (Yuri Orlov [Nicolas Cage] Lord of War)
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  4. July 26th, 2007 06:59 PM #3
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    love it...all true
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  5. July 26th, 2007 07:31 PM #4
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    LOL - too funny!
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    Oldie but goodie... and I still do not dare to show it to the wife!
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
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    Ego will kill you. Leave it at home.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miggy View Post
    Oldie but goodie... and I still do not dare to show it to the wife!
    +100
    It is not the Bill of Privileges. It is not the Bill of Permits. It is the Bill of Rights.

    People should not be afraid of the government; the government should be afraid of the people.
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  8. July 26th, 2007 09:49 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miggy View Post
    Oldie but goodie... and I still do not dare to show it to the wife!
    I showed mine... ya got to keep them on their toes.
    "Just blame Sixto"

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    Funny...

    My wife laughed too...

    I'm sure, that with her writing and wit...Lima could come up with 10 for women...
    "That I cannot do."

    "Give this to, uh, Clemenza. I want reliable people, people who aren't going to be carried away. After all we're not murderers in spite of what this undertaker thinks."


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  10. July 27th, 2007 12:42 AM #9
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    The reasons I bought a gun when the Ex broke up with me
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    "The world is filled with violence. Because criminals carry guns, we decent law-abiding citizens should also have guns. Otherwise they will win and the decent people will lose."

    -James Earl Jones
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  11. July 27th, 2007 01:26 AM #10
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    Good ones.

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    Must show wife.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by SIXTO View Post
    I showed mine... ya got to keep them on their toes.
    Y'all,

    We often talk about situational awareness and our brains being our best weapons.

    I am not sure about this course of action. Sounds dangerous to me.

    'Course YM(and wife) MV.
    He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose. - Jim Elliott

    The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it.
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