July 26th, 2007 05:39 PM
Top ten reasons men prefer guns!!
Subject: Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women
The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the
#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let
try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman . .
#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN!
July 26th, 2007 06:50 PM
My wife even smiled at a couple of those.
There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation. That's one firearm for every twelve people on the planet. The only question is: How do we arm the other 11? (Yuri Orlov [Nicolas Cage] Lord of War)
July 26th, 2007 06:59 PM
War is not the ugliest of things. Worse is the decayed state of moral feeling which thinks nothing is worth a war. A man who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which he cares for more than his personal safety, is a miserable creature who has no chance of being free. -J.S. Mill
July 26th, 2007 07:31 PM
"Do not fear those who disagree with you; fear those that do and are too cowardly to admit it" - Napoleon
July 26th, 2007 07:39 PM
Oldie but goodie... and I still do not dare to show it to the wife!
You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
Ego will kill you. Leave it at home.
July 26th, 2007 07:53 PM
Originally Posted by Miggy
It is not the Bill of Privileges. It is not the Bill of Permits. It is the Bill of Rights.
People should not be afraid of the government; the government should be afraid of the people.
July 26th, 2007 09:49 PM
I showed mine... ya got to keep them on their toes.
Originally Posted by Miggy
July 26th, 2007 10:14 PM
My wife laughed too...
I'm sure, that with her writing and wit...Lima could come up with 10 for women...
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July 27th, 2007 12:42 AM
The reasons I bought a gun when the Ex broke up with me
"The world is filled with violence. Because criminals carry guns, we decent law-abiding citizens should also have guns. Otherwise they will win and the decent people will lose."
-James Earl Jones
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