All too true!
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Growing up is mandatory; growing old is optional.
Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
When you’re wounded and left on Afghanistan’s plains,
And the women come out to cut up what remains,
Just roll to your rifle and blow out your brains,
And go to your God like a soldier.
All too true!
America: Your government is not ignoring you, it's insulting you.
The Bill of Rights: Void where prohibited by law.
Wisdom comes only on the far side of experience.
Somewhere along the line, I started picking my cereal for its fiber instead of the toy inside the box.
fortiter in re, suaviter in modo (resolutely in action, gently in manner).
Growing older is not for the weak at heart.
When you accept mediocrity you sow the seeds for future failure.
One should never confuse good fortune with good training.
Illegitimus Non Carborundum. In God we trust.
While younger men go to work I go to the range and hone my skills.
"Don't follow leaders, watch the parkin' meters"
I have noticed that as I have gotten older,
The ground has gotten harder.
Gravity has increased (things weigh more than the use too)
I'm blaming global warming
A real man loves his wife, and places his family as the most important thing in life. Nothing has brought me more peace and content in life than simply being a good husband and father.
When l look in the mirror oh my God l see my father. How did that happen?
When did police departments start recruiting children?
The years l spent as a power lifter full contact karate player and five
years AMA motocross have provided my family with what seems to
be endless good humor as l wonder around the house looking for my
parts bridge for teeth knocked out (karate) hearing instruments (Viet-Nam Range) Groaning getting up (power lifting) Trifocals can't remmeber when that happened but I must find those first or I can't find the others
Any day something new hasen't fallen off or quit working is a good day.
It is not wrong to be Right
An apeaser is a man who hopes that the crocidle eats him last
Hmmm Growing Old.... What was I saying?.......
quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
You see a pretty girl and smile and she looks right through you because you are invisible.
As that great poet once sang (Jimmy Buffett):
I'm growing older, but not up.
My dad came back from his WWII fighter squadron reunion and said the only ones that showed up were a bunch of "old men". I now understand what he ment.
"Hell of a thing, killin' a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have."
- William Munny (Clint Eastwood in the Unfrogivin)
“The graveyards are full of indispensable men.” – Napoleon Bonaparte
“My Idea of a fair fight is beating baby seals with a club”
Agreed Terry - saves wear on the old creaky knees LOL.When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
Now - where did I leave my brain last?
Chris - P95
NRA Certified Instructor & NRA Life Member.
"To own a gun and assume that you are armed
is like owning a piano and assuming that you are a musician!."
http://www.rkba-2a.com/ - a portal for 2A links, articles and some videos.
Look at it like this...
HALF of the people that have ever lived on this planet...are living TODAY.
Many,many people thoughout history never lived long enough to grow old.
The way I see it, that puts old geezers in the TOP 50 % of society.
Its not a bad thing. Just feel fortunate you have lived so long. Most people havent.
Universal Background Checks...the next step towards registration and confiscation.
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